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    Yeah it's definitely an x-ray I'm pretty sure lol. We still use those alot too for basic shit cuz it's very non invasive n quick (big fav of the ER).

    Idk I'm really unsure about dat liver. I have a patho book packed away that prolly knows better but I'mma like @.wil fill us in.

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    I'm almost certain it's an aerosol can with a metal bb in it for shaking. looks a bit small for a spray paint can, maybe it's sunscreen or something. Those images aren't that old! circa 2007 lol. Yeah, it's a normal x-ray, maybe a bit over exposed.
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    @Radha the Buttwhisperer the pleural effusion "ET Tube" you're seeing is actually just the trachea with air. The trachea is definitely somewhat deviated though due to collapse. Radiographs for suspected fluid or air are almost always shot upright, or at the very least, with the patient slightly reclined into a lordotic position and the tube still horizontal to demonstrate the fluid levels. The patient can also lay on their side suspected for fluid for a number of minutes to allow fluid to settle and shot in that position. If they're supine the fluid will spread and the lung field will appear fuller than it should be. You're askin about shit that only a radiologist and rad techs know or give a shit about. Oh and those markings on the right lung field are interstitial lung markings, I'm not an expert on those unless they're really fucked up looking but I do know if they're not visualized on the x-ray you've overexposed. I'll post some abnormal ones sometime in the future as I go through and edit the films I've took images of.
     
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    I'm joking. People believe I'm 1.4565 e7 years old, entry level position janitor and my hobbies include screaming at the sidewalk, pigeons and clouds.

    Sunscreen? Everyone knows the sun don't shine there.

    Oh I was looking too low. I thought it was an athletic sports bottle because your earlier xray showed something that looked more like a conventional paint can. I thought the liver actually was partly below the ribcage and left somewhat exposed. Or is that particular to the person's weight much like the colon?
     
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    Ok. So firstly ty that broke down alot of the nuances for radiology I didn't know lol, neato lol.

    When we have a suspected pneumo/hemo that size we scan em b4 doing anything but I'm surprised with the deviation starting like that that they weren't tubed for airway protection cuz while I'm sure u couldn't see it really from the outside, patient must've been exhibiting symptoms.

    Scary intubation tho, fuck that would be an easy one to perf.
     
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    More air holes better?
     
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    U end up with crepitis/subcue air n all kinda bad bad stuff. I had a pt that ended up with a perf'd trachea from a traumatic intubation in the field.

    More holes better only works for draining pasta n sex.
     
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    speaking of radiology...who's turn is it to take their dose of Radithor?
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    But, confused.
    You said in the shoutbox your BJ's are terrible and the back door is closed. How would you know?
     
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    Thanks to my dedication to the anus arts I levelled up n am a 1st year Penis whisperer. Study hard and you to will know all the secrets the Magic Penis holds.
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    Horns on penises, I would think -- bad. Or is the horn to make more holes?
     
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    that is just a funny shaped genital wart timmy.
     
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    Great for post-masturbatory genital cleaning.
     
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    i love how it says "takes off everything but the skin."

    didnt work out too well for this guy
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    I'm sorry I cannot reveal any of the magic penises secrets..

    I can say it's kinda like ribbed for her pleasure but not.
     
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    Genital warts cause cervical cancer.
     
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    sure glad i dont have a cervix then :)
     
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    Some strains of HPV can lead to penile cancer... js.

    https://www.cancer.org/cancer/penile-cancer/causes-risks-prevention/risk-factors.html

    you should prolly get that checked..... also Ew. TMI.
     
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    Well one's full.
     
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    Face transplant done well.
     
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    faggot tried to an hero and blew his face off. So I guess he'll hang himself on the next attempt.
     
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    Lol ofc you go there lol.
    You're a chest cavity half empty kinda person.

    Here how bout this one:
     
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    pssssh.
    Think about other transplants. If you are waiting for a lung transplant and are still smoking do you get one?
    Do you get a liver transplant if you are still abusing drugs and alcohol?

    I'm sure a burn victim could have used that face much more. After all he didn't respect the one he had in the first place.
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    Not gonna disagree with u entirely buuuut
    So he's a healthy person b4 this other than his pressing need to blast his face off.



    This surgery is still kiiiinda new so there's still alot of kinks to work out, someone with no underlying conditions in his age bracket is perfect to test n perfect things on. Look at it this way, we fix his actions, n make the surgery perfect so that when we encounter someone like that burn victim, who is way way way more complex, we can handle it n know how it's supposed to go.

    Burn/Trauma/Plastic surgeons in their residency usually work with a facility that does moderately priced plastic surgery for soccer mom's, precisely for this reason. If a surgeon is comfortable cramming a pair of double Ds into a flabby mom n giving her the dsl of her dreams, then he's gonna be able to work his way up to really complex cases, slowly. And the soccer mom is happy cuz she got new tits for under 10k.

    Here, have a heart:
     
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    Which is precisely the point. He didn't value his first face too much and transplant success depends entirely on the person that received the transplanted organ/tissue wanting to stay alive.

    Generally I ignore everything before the word "but," and in your case I am learning to disregard the words after it also.

    Again. How does that make things better. People are waiting for years, and some dipshit who decides double aught shot would make excellent mouthwash gets a new face. Yeah. Buh, Medical Science!!
    Reconstructive/transplant surgery is not a first come or highest bidder process. With this douche it seems it is. Wonder who pulled the strings for him.
     
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    Lol transplant options are based on donor compatibility n viability of tissue+ underlying conditions and a whole host of other things.

    He was lucky. Not everything is a huge conspiracy based around ppl being shady fucks n getting special privs.

    I've had a couple of ppl Ive cared for that shot their faces off, they didn't get a new face. I've also had ppl get new livers n drink that into the shitter, or get a second chance after a code brought on by a needle n go right back to it. Thems the breaks.

    We don't decide who gets care, we just give it, no matter what brought u in.


    Btw transplant success is based on the recipients body not rejecting the tissue, not on will power. Lol. Now whose reading tea leaves n believing in Voodoo magic?
     
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    I find all of that hard to believe. Take the Micky Mantle case.
    You're telling me MM being an over-idolized baseball player had nothing to do with his miraculous find for a liver. K
    And yeah doctors are never eager to stroke their own egos for the sake of fame and reputation.


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    So you're telling me if Mr. Shotgun Toothbrush decided to do it right the next time his face would live? Plus, methodologies similar to the one described were part of transgender reassignment surgery, (and transplants) well before it was seen as "bigoted," by the Gheystapo within the APA.
     
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    So you're telling me if Mr. Shotgun Toothbrush decided to do it right the next time his face would live? Plus, methodologies similar to the one described were part of transgender reassignment surgery, (and transplants) well before it was seen as "bigoted," by the Gheystapo within the APA.[/QUOTE]
    Ppl with money have access to better care, that's not a lie, especially in America. That means they're more likely to live long enough n have enough $$ to keep themselves alive despite complications while they wait. It's one of the great injustices of our system.

    Are u suggesting we go to socialized single payer healthcare??! :eek: :eek: :eek:
    Are u becoming a commie pinko fgt?

    Jk. Dunno the answer to that but do know that it's not doctors n surgeons causing the injustice, it's the faulty system.

    Hm if he does it again maybe we can pass his face on to the next person. It could be like the Mask!
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    Also I always forget u have a running hatred of the APA. Dude, it's ok.

    Show me on the doll where the VA intellugencia psychologist psycholoanalized you.
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    LOL wut?

    No
    Again stick some tampons in the holes in your bleeding heart for just one moment to think about the facts:
    1) depressed suicidal patient maims himself in attempt at suicide
    2) method used is the most fatal
    3) miraculously, is deemed stable enough mentally after 18 months to receive such a transplant. (crippling suicidal depression is not cured or is arguably not even stabilized in that amount of time. )
    4) Does anyone know the extent in which they searched? No?
    5) Personal recognition for the doctor does seem to be the primary reason for the article.

    Yes, becaues in a leftist's mind the person is never at fault, it's always the sytem or an item or stress, etc., etc., etc.

    K
     
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