Weeabo stabs PC with a samurai sword in police raid

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  1. Squall741

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    lol what a dummy. He probably just stabbed the monitor.

    He should have kept the CP on an encrypted partition or drive instead.
     
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    Lol I bet everyone on /b/ is groaning "If only he had read our threads and rigged thermite charges with a motion sensor!"
     
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    Or, he could have gotten a claymore and divided his computer into two parts.
     
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    Is that a kid with him in the picture or a midget?
     
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    Yeah but he would have had to make sure he hit exactly where his hard drive disk was. There are a lot better ways to destroy data without physically bludgeoning his computer.
     
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    Maybe he was trying to commit seppuku and missed?
     
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    But any other way to destroy data is the wrong way, right?
     
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    Beating the crap out of your computer when the cops show isn't suspicious at all.
     
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    The police already had a warrant to search his files after looking at his download history.
    If you read the article you would have known this.
     
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    No shit. My point is that if taken to court, which it will be, beating up your computer can be used as evidence even if you've destroyed the evidence.
     
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    The evidence would probably be denoted as inconclusive, and even then the guy could probably plead insanity.
     
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    This just goes to show all weebs should be subject to scrutiny on grounds of pedophilia. They can't tell the difference between grown up entertainment or women.
     
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    Should've used one of those Ubuntu removable encrypted disks. I know a guy that almost got away with CP with one of those.

    Before I snitched him out of course. Guy was a dick
     
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    I guess this guy doesn't know how fuckin' magnets work (get the reference? lolz I know). Destroys the whole thing.
     
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    Ha! You have to destroy the platters completely to be sure the data is gone.



    I doubt the HV will finish the job, but thermite certainly would.
     
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    WTF is the problem!? There's a fucking shitload of pedoscumtards.
     
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    That's not how seppuku works! You're supposed to slice yourself, not your PC.

    Very dishonorable.
     
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    This is the USA we're talking about.
     
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    Exactly.
     
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    I have a samurai sword, it is only used to open shipping boxes and home protection against niggers.
     
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    My top 5.25" bay is filled with thermite and a magnesium detonator rigged to a pressure sensor in my chair and a manual override switch.
     
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    haha the talking human slug above.



    But seriously, why did he not know about our IP reassigning program we advertise daily here, Tor Guard?
     
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    The guy thought his computer ratted him out to the FBI. Snitches get stitches and all that.
     
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    i will never understand why these people don't just put electromagnets in their doorframes. i mean the guy was obviously still using a winchester drive. if anyone tries to remove the comp without turning off the magnets, it's completely blanked.
     
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    He should have taken the sword and chopped up all the cops. That would have been cool. Too bad all that anime teaches kids that chopping shit with swords blows it up.
     
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    Won't work.