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  1. Weezus Christ

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    so i went insane animating a video for my band and watching the most disturbing film ive ever seen and snorting god knows what in some chicks car...

    naturally my only alternative was to empty my bank account an spend all of the money on a week long bender.

    the next god knows how many days were spent drinking more liquor than i thought humanly possible.

    the first day it was approximately fifty beers, the next day it was a gallon A GALLON of vodka. (i had a little help)

    the third day i was having a panic attack and had to walk like five miles in 106 degree weather with one of those hangovers you get after hardcore drinking binges....

    i finished off roughly another case of beer.

    so i wake up on the fourth day of this madness and my friend asks me to go to his sisters wedding.

    im already drunk and i just woke up and im like "dude really? what the fuck?"

    and somehow i ended up going. i think it was his reckless disregard for the fact that basically all i ever do in public or social situations is fuck with people as hard as possible. in fact this fellow still gets mad about the bike i had someone throw through his car windshield.

    its ok, he broke into my house and sprayed his gang tag so it was a fair play on my part.

    anyway so i get to this fucking wedding and im trying super fucking hard not to get hammered and cause the most possible chaos...

    well that lasted for about four hours and then i have no fucking idea what happened.

    nobody seemed mad so i guess i survived but i was photobombing all of their shit and i didnt even know who any of them were.

    theyre all dressed nice and im drunk as fuck photobombing like fuck it all.

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    LOOK AT THE EXPRESSIONS ON THEIR FACES!!!!!!

    HAHAHA PRICELESS
     
  2. Moscow

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    is that guy on the far left your long lost brother or something?
     
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    Lol those dudes look like a bunch of mongrels, esp the two on the left. If they let a guy in shorts near the alcohol, they deserved whatever they got.
     
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    You should hire yourself out to could be boring weddings.
    couple'a bucks and they could hire you to fuck everything up.
    500 dollars to photobomb all pictures taken.
    700 dollars to start a fight (a extra 200 in case its the groom/bride)
    and so on.
    And what was the disturbing film you mentioned?
     
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    There's something oddly pious about the way Weezus is holding his beer. Almost Jesus-like. It makes me quite uncomfortable...feels like he's saying "You'll never guess who is about to get his shit pushed in with a mallet".
     
  6. Weezus Christ

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    that guy is not related to me. none of the people im related to look like me. they are all short as fuck.

    the movie i watched was something i was gonna reply to on one of The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae's threads. it was called "children of rage".
    it was philosophically, psychologically and spiritually very uncomfortably thought provoking. worth a watch if you are thinker and can handle it.
     
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    the guy second from left looks like he wants to rape you

    lookitdat rape face

    he's sizing up his next prey
     
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    Is it the CBS documentry "Child Of Rage"?
     
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    fuck, that video should be Video of the Now
     
  10. Weezus Christ

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    here it is if youre interested in seeing it.... its not great. it was my first attempt at animation and i had to hand draw every fucking frame.

    the response to it has been great though...

     
  11. Weezus Christ

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    yeah, haha... theres a documentary and a made for tv movie. i watched both and then studied the disorder.

    put me in a pretty dark place for a while.
     
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    this version sounds heavier than the last one. fucking gumbypocalypse hail satan 666

    EDIT:

    what's the song playing in this

     
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