We need A MAN.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by jack, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. jack

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    You guys see this here
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    These are MEN. and unlike Atomic Joe and rst8 they won't just suck your dick because they love cock they're MEN. I bet some of you wonder what it's like to be a man. Well it means slapping your woman if she gets out of line,It means working and not sucking dick on a subway for change.It means smoking ten packs a day. It means drinking till your liver is calling the cops to end the abuse.

    We need more MEN on edf2 not fags that dress up as lady boys in china town to fuck some asshole repressed homo to get cash to get more drugs. (I'm looking at you FLU) when are we going to get some real me around here?
     
  2. oddguy

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    it's spelled "liver".
     
  3. jack

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    Real men do not need spell check. Cunt.
     
  4. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    i haven't written a haiku in a while.

    this thread is so gay.
    wipe the cum out of your eyes.
    then you'll type better.
     
  5. Flu

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    I don't suck gay dude's off to get drug money. They suck me off and pay ME money.

    Also, don't forget - I make swords and hunt coyote packs using only swords. And I can do 9x the levels of heroin that would kill a girly sister like you, Jack.
    That's the hallmark of manly.
     
  6. Fumo161

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    You also worship a kiddy Christian and fuel his fire.
    Way to be a man, Flu.
     
  7. jack

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    Heroin? what is this the 70s? get some Oxycontin man.
     
  8. Flu

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    Why don't you put on your Guy Fawkes mask and protest about it?
     
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    Maybe I will, at least I'll be doing something. Real men don't go around giving kids the false hope that the imaginary man from above is real, they say the harsh reality, that God isn't here to help you now and you need to suck it up. That is what I do. Tell people how it is. Like a man.
     
  10. jack

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    GUYS GUYS .you're both just such faggots.
     
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    Shut it you fat nose.
    What proof do you have that makes you a man huh? You shouldn't be talking about what a man is unless you prove you are one! So what you got huh?
     
  12. jack

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    I was brave enough to fuck your fat mother in the ass and I have the maggot bites on my dick to prove it.
     
  13. Fumo161

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
  14. oddguy

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    this thread is shit.
    nice try though,jack.

    here is a song for you:
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Man, that was one rockin' blind nigger.
     
  16. jack

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    You're poems suck my fucking balls and that joke was predicable cuntface. and like all fuck battered woman you'll be back to rid jacks jack.
     
  17. Fumo161

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    Hit the road Jack,
    and don't come back,
    NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE~
     
  18. oddguy

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    so threatening me with gay sex is what makes you a man ?
     
  19. jack

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    Just so long as I'm not the bottom. if I fuck you in the ass it just means I'm alpha.
     
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    You're gay regardless what position it is you dumb cunt.
    And all gays are faggots.
    And faggots are not men.
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Fucking a woman in the ass apparently isn't so bad, their poo supposedly smells better, so it's not too bad if you pull out.
     
  22. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I don't know when you will get some "real me"
    But i can be a man, but i like being a guy.

    However, i do like being a MAN
    I have a suit and i smoke, i drink, i like tea and scones.
    I don't plan on ever wearing womans clothes or being a hipster.
     
  23. Web v1.0

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    So under what circumstances will shown MEN suck dick?
     
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    Maybe if it's for a million dollars or something.
     
  25. Patroclus Rex

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    Yes hello I have a penis also.
     
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    Men, men, men, men

    Manly men, men, men

    Men, men, men, men manly men,

    Ooohoohoo

    Men, men, men, men

    Manly men, men, men
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
     
  27. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I was just coming here to sing that song because it was needed.

    Unfortunately it's 2 and a half whimpy faggots.
    Charlie Sheen was the ONLy real MAN on that show.
     
  28. Ahseyo

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    Wait, I don't smoke, do I really need to smoke to become a man? Like, I do all of them except smoking.
     
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    OP was tl;dr. Before becoming quickly bored, it seems that dear, delusional jack believes that drawings and actors playing as MARKETING FAGGOTS are "real man".

    No, real men are men like Lee Marvin.
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    You see, Lee Marvin ditched school to join the USMC, serving as a scout sniper in the 4th Marine Division. He was wounded during the WWII Battle of Saipen, during which most of his platoon was killed. Marvin got capped in the ass cheek, and still managed to plink off the loser manning the machine gun nest.

    And unlike our silly little character jack, Lee Marvin won't make piss poor, passive-aggressive call outs. The irony bell is wildly struck by calling for real men when jack himself can't be a real man himself. Leave the calling out to PerpA, jack... you simply don't make the grade.

    Anyway, posting what jack was initially looking for.

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    There you go, buddy. Enjoy.
     
  30. Patroclus Rex

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