We need a drinking game

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by iwish6million, Jun 2, 2013.

  1. iwish6million

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    By we I mean myself being an unstoppable alcoholic. I got a set of D&D dice in my desk. Give me some ideas faggots.
     
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    Well we can't have a shot every time someone uses faggot in their posts, alcohol poisoning would have our user base dropping like flies. Same goes for austistic, butthurt, and libertarian.
     
  3. iwish6million

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    Schedule a happy hour. Every post anyone makes on the forum, everyone playing takes a drink. Publicly announce the time/date so at least 3 assholes start spamming shit everywhere for that hour.
     
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    gotdamn your a qwueer how about taking a shot everytime your a fucking queer dirtbag
     
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    My drinking game is drinking until I pass out.

    Between stone cold sober and almost dead, I post on EDF.

    I also sometimes sign legal documents and make important financial decisions.
     
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    Chug during the entirety of any edf downtime.
     
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    Take a sip every time Ronny posts in the Intro Threads.
     
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    I call it "Bitter Cunt"
    Take a shot every time one of your posts gets liked... Post a pic
    Two shots if your shot pick gets liked...Pic
    Take a shot every time you get tagged...Pic
    A shot per Quote box in any post by @GSTalbert @Dr. Rice or The Member Formerly Known As Baya ...Pic
     
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    Fucking shit man. That's a recipe for alcohol poisoning right there...
     
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    I never quote anything unless absolutely necessary to prove something of the utmost importance, you make it seem as if I frivolously quote.

    Why, you know, our middle school user base can be identified by their derisive use of the word "cheeto"?
    In all fairness she had good reason to do what she did.

    mally.PNG

    The rest are all pathetic faggots.
     
  12. CallMeMaggot

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    We need a Russian Roulette one
     
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    The catch being every chamber would have a bullet in it.
     
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    Polish/Irish Russian Roulette: Played with an automatic.
     
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    my drinking game is called spam chat facebook drunk as fuck

    then i wake up the next day, look at my inbox, laugh and delete all the conversations without reading them.

    its kind of like pissing in someone else's bed.
     
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    The @oddguy Drinking Game:
    1. On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink: Take a shot every time Oddguy posts a gif from Mean Girls
    2. Alcoholocaust: Drink every time someone insults Oddguy for being Jewish.
    3. Busey Beer Blast: Chug a beer every time Oddguy posts a picture of Gary Busey. Reply to his post with another picture of Busey. Last person playing to respond takes a shot.
    4. Drink the Pain Away: Take a shot every time Oddguy posts something suicidal or about being depressed
    5. Chest Chug: Drink when Oddguy takes his shirt off on Tinychat
    6. Champagne Shower: Drink a glass of your most expensive alcoholic beverage whenever Oddguy says he's going to shower
    7. Puppeteer: Drink every time an Oddguy-related sock puppet posts.

    Bonus (non-oddguy) Rules for those who abhor their liver:
    1. Individualism: Drink whenever someone posts using an alternate font/color
    2. Murica: Take a shot every time @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 says something bad about the USA.
    3. tl;dr: Drink everytime @GSTalbert1 posts something with over 500 words
    4. Closet Furry: Drink every time @SWfan posts a thread about furries
    5. Shock Shot: Take a shot every time @Ronny posts a shock image in someone's intro thread
    6. Puppeteer General: Drink every time a sock puppet posts. Drink 3 times if you have a sock puppet account. Drink 5 times if you're currently logged into a sock puppet account.
    7. Down Them: Down a beer every time you get a servers are down or cloudfare error.
     
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    GOLDEN-POST.
     
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    This rule is a game in itself. One night of this would probably hospitalise everyone.
     
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    How do you define bad? Because Americans are very delicate creatures who go full retard every time somebody posts the truth about them.
     
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  21. Popcorn

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    Everyone take a shot.
     
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    Oh, come on. Since when was the truth synonymous with bad?
     
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    im surprised i will even post here sober.
     
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    There's a flaw in this, what about the stoners?
     
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    We already have one.
    Every time Op is a faggot, shoot yourself.