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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by The Doctor, Oct 9, 2011.
And the irony begins.
Old news. The response is new though. Lol God created iPhone for a porpoise
But God created the humans. Therefore creating Steve Jobs. Therefore God created the iPhone.
God bless them.
Atheists are faggots who think they know science but religion is still full of fail.
Christianity is not fail.
Yes it is.
How many of you christfaggots even read the bible once?
1. I'm assuming you mean Christian when you say christfaggot.
2. All of them - there are indeed many people who claim to be Christian that don't read it, but they are not Christian.
Seeing as you joined yesterday, you must be quite new in the True ways of Christianity. I am here to teach you.
oh ChristianWarrior94 how was the Christian militia training?
It wasn't militia training idiot and I'm not saying what it was.
Heard of sockpuppets?
Dude, i work for BATF.
We KNOW all those "Bibles" and "Pamphlets" were going to your "Church"
you should be so lucky director Goldstein called off the snipers.
Uh yeah but I don't see how children toys have to do with anything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I pointed out in the older thread that they believed that God created Iphone through Steve Jobs so they could use it to talk to eachother and picket his funeral.
God thought up the iPhone, along with everything else, even before Creation.
Who here wants to hear about how ChristianWarrior94 was planning some very Unchristian things.
They can pleasure you when inserted into your genitals.
Or they can brutally murder you.
I still don't see how that's relevant.
Jul 19, 2011
You're not 1337 anymore, just another shitposter.
Obviously, bring it on.
ChristianWarrior94 is going to hell. All Christians are going to hell to be raped by Satan in the ass except for the Westboro Baptist Church.
While Evolution is still controversial, the Big Bang theory's got some pretty good results.
One thing existed in the beginning - energy. Energy could condense into matter (at least small subatomic particles) when enough energy is meet. That's how cells reproduce. By using the energy gathered from your body to condense that energy into matter thus another copy of itself.
I wonder that's how they create new particles by smashing shit together as well. When two particles smash each other energy is released and that energy could sometimes condense into new particles.
You are babbling.
The Big Bang - when scientists realized they couldn't pull off the "infinite universe" BS and had to improvise that everything came from nothing for no reason.
Funny how you ignored my post on how the Bang works.
Allow me to repeat, christfaggot. The Big Bang is not just some random explosion out of nothing. It could have been a white hole - the opposite of a black hole which spits out matter.
But that wasn't confirmed yet. The true cause of the Big Bang is controversial, but current satellite evidence (the most recent - cosmic background radiation from the COBE/WMAP satellite) makes the Bang very hard to disprove.
And if you wonder how nothing can become something, you must look at energy. Energy could in fact condense into subatomic particles and therefore form matter over the course of its evolution. Though it's controversial how the fuck did energy come into existence even though energy can never be created nor destroyed, only to be converted into another form. And for those of you who wonder how the sky is black - cosmic background radiation. Look it up.
Now, Homeland security knew of ChristianWarrior for a while now.
mostly just a internet troll and closet case but homeland security had nothing else to do so they sent his dossier over to BATF for "shits and giggles"
so we sent over a operative claiming to be a member of "The Sword And The Arm Of The Lord" and they wanted him to amass a terrorist cell in America to wage Guerrilla warfare against the godless.
we had ourselves a laugh and didn't think it would go anywhere...
until some fags phoned up the cops about a month later (which was relayed to us WOO! go police state!) stating a big bunch of rednecks were doing military drills, building explosives and drinking each others sperm.
Director Goldstein told us to keep a very close eye on them to make sure "Teh Goym kaka don't get too big in the kopf yaknow?"
well, we didn't need to worry about redneck deathsquads, we sent over a fake IRA gun runner called Micky the Mick to sell them ARs and ammo. and he told them to "make sure the guns are lubricated'
about a hour later one of the snipers reported gunfire from within the building, when we rushed in the only survivor was ChristianWarrior!
Apparently one of his cell members got angry about stolen makeup and accused another member of stealing it, long story short, they all shot each other.
TL;DR. Be more concise. Also, try actually being funny rather than just stupid. I hear that it helps.
Homer Landsbury knew abour CWC94
Also, STFU the both of you!
Everybody knows the big bang was the result of God igniting his own flatula for fun.
On your last post before this you say that evolution is controversial, yet you use the word so casually like you know jack shit about it. There is no consensus on the origin of the unverse, even in the scientific community. However, evolution is agreed upon by almost all the scientists that are currently alive and it has withstood 160years of criticisms, not only by Darwin's academic peers but also by theologists and philosophers. Vatican scholars acknowledge that evolution is true,the only difference is that they say it was God's instrument for creating man. It's only with religious fundamentalists who blindly look at the bible for every answer to every question that evolution is problematic.
Evolution is something that mankind probably was destined to have to work out for itself, pre industrial sandnigger precursor cultures probably wou,d not be able to comprehend or cope with the idea that they are descended from Ape's and that the main difference is intellect.
You're right. I don't know jackshit about biology.