Watching My Little Pony...

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Rev, Nov 26, 2011.

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    After finishing the first episode of MLP, I can say, out of experience, that the show is an insidious, creeping evil. About halfway through the show, I felt a dark force crushing my heart, as a vice... I began shaking and grew cold. By the end of the episode, I had almost lost my will to live. I realized that if I continued with the season, my soul would surely be corrupted; but the monstrosity that is My Little Pony had created a wanting, a needing in me to continue watching. If I die, you'll know why.
     
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    Naturally you would continue watching it, since you're a furfag.
     
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    I'm not. It's sapping me of my resolve to stop.
     
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    You said you were, in you first thread. If it was supposed to be an elaborate troll, it didn't work. Everybody just assumes you're a furfag now.
     
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    Kfine, I'm a furfag, but I'm no brony.
     
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    OH, GOD. PINKIE PIE IS SINGING.
     
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    Well. That did it. Whether MLP has caused me irreparable damage is yet to be determined, I can't watch after Pinkie Pie singing.
     
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    Did you know they used to dump Lepers on uninhabited islands because people believed that Leprosy was highly contagious (but in reality its not that contagious)

    I think that we should dump Rev Junco and anyone else that has been in contact with MLP on a island and ever speak of it again.
     
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    Brony Colonies, sounds good.
     
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    You've all been in contact with MLP. ED is our island.
     
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    bull-fucking-shit leper.
    we are the fucking first line defense against you MLP plague bearers
     
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    Welcome to the island, brony.
     
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    No. Just... no.
     
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    WEEEELCOOOME
     
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    You motivated me to watch the first episode. I found myself puking for a few hours afterwards.
     
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    Just keep watching. It grows in you. IN you, not ON you. It plants an evil seed in your heart and it begins to take root, devouring everything that makes you you.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I wanna puke
     
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    Go ahead, brother, let it out.
     
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    I went back. I'm watching episode 3. Kill meee.
     
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    Please kill your self.
     
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    Its not evil, your body is just not accustomed to the win
     
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    I've learned and accepted this. Can't wait for the new episode on the 10th! YAY!
     
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    Friendship IS magic!