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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Seku, Jan 15, 2012.
how shitty is it where u live?
my town is full of gays
its ok tho cus i never go outside
A bit like this forum, shit.
Other than being a historical town an hour and a half north of New York City, and home of the Ogden-Mills, Vanderbilt and Roosevelt mansions... it's full of trailer parks, boring middle class white people, bored scene teens who do nothing but hang out at the pizzeria and get high, and insane motherfuckers. People have a habit of shooting themselves and their entire families in front of the police, and leaving dead girls bodies basically in my back yard. The principal of the high school in this town stabbed himself in the back of the neck and blamed it on 2 students. The school that I attended and graduated from got on ABC news because 3 kids planned a columbine-style attack on 4/20/2012 (a day where no one goes to school obviously) and someone found out about their plans via MySpace and it was a huge deal. Oh, and recently another school in the area made the papers because a teacher stabbed another teacher with a screwdriver for being late to a meeting. Beat that lol.
I used to live in the RAAF base in Medowie (NT)
Compared to the town near it (Katherine) it was like living in Rhodesia before Mandela fucked it all up.
very white, boringly safe.
Now i'm staying at a Hotel in Ipswich, i've noticed there is a lot of Asians and lots of fatties.
so many fatties.
Well, it's nothing as bad as where you guys live but I'll share about my place.
A slimy shithole infested with annoying Mexicans, dry a hot even in the winter, the people here are such annoying faggots you just feel like killing them, the most quality you'll get in an eating place is the Taco Bell with the least rats, no such thing as an actual quality home that's not miles away from the place, the sky is literally a shade of brown, every time I go outside I get caught in the middle of a gang war, fireballs rain from the sky every other week, aliens terrorize the whole place with lasers and nuclear bombs as a monthly sport, those damn coyotes keep killing my sheep, those creepy mutants from across the street sometimes dump their nuclear waste where it doesn't belong, everytime I try going to the beach I'm interrupted by Cthulhu rising out of a portal at the bottom of the ocean, and the public lynchings never end well.
Do you live in NorCal or LA?
He probably lives in West Hollywood.
ahhh, whats it like living in Drive-by central?
i'm surrounded my old people...
everywhere i go, everything i do.....
they are there.
and people with missing teeth.
Right next to the Mexican border, very hot and dry all year, lots of Mexicans, blacks and American Indians, sky-high crime rate, drug cartel activity, and a lot of problems with smuggling stuff in or out of Mexico at the border. There have even been numerous "COPS Border Patrol" segments filmed here.
I live near the Yale campus but don't be fooled, the city of New Haven sucks donkey dick on so many different levels. The mayor is pushing to make the city better but the University technically owns the entire city and all it's facilities.
I want to move to North or East Haven, despite being racist central.
Also I think my town is like, the 4th most violent city in the country.
One of the many meccas for furry conventions
I'm pretty sure we're the murder capital again. Lots of niggers, juggalos, wiggers, hoodrats. The best place to raise a child.
I live in the Nothern area of Brazil, where every place is so fucking hot is unbearable at summer. My hometown is pretty much the South-American equivalent of Cleveland - mediocre, decadent and with a high number of violence and polution. Not to mention the scary frequency of crimes concerning child molestation.
My city is full of Mexicans, more Mexicans, niggers, hobos of undetermined race, some Asians, some other brown people, and some whiteys living in the suburbs outside of the city proper. Always seems to be several shootings in the news. Mild winters, fucking hot summers, the nearby beach always has fucking seaweed, and the ocean is fucking brown all the time from silt and shit from the Mississippi.
At least I'm far enough away from the border to avoid the real shitty Mexicans.
Mine's pretty nice. It just needs new stores. That's the only gripe.
I live in Salem Massachusetts, where the witch trials of 1692 happened. There are soooo many Wiccans. There are the most Wiccans per capita of anywhere else in the country. Even the city's logo is a witch, this is the side of a door of a police cruiser:
lol that's cool
I'm near one of those... Newburgh NY
Newark Ohio is full of local college student hipster faggots, a few gang bangers moving out of the inner city, and a shit ton of juggoloes and rednecks that come into town from the styxs.
You people and your "cities". I live near two cities. Honestly, it's not worth calling them cities. One is a fucking square mile in area and only meets the technical requirements to be a city. The other tries to act big but is gay as fuck. The best thing to do there is walk in a park. Really it's not even a park, it's just a big sidewalk they built along a strip of grass and trees.
I like to gay that thing up.