Washington Man Teaches Daughter Respect, Is Jailed

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  1. TheForRealDeal

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    Naturally the people reporting this have conflicting reports, and some are from shitty tabloids like the Daily Mail, so take it all with a grain of salt, but shit if I didn't laugh at that
    Some articles also claim that he forced her to strip to her underwear and watch a preacher on TV
    Bitch had it coming though
    Listen to your fucking parents and shit like this won't happen

    Source: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlin...gedly-forced-daughter-into-wooden-sword-duel/
    Fuck off, zaiger, that word is for faggots
     
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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    Meh

    Been there, done that
     
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    One report says she was at a crack house. This guy should teach parenting classes.
     
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    He's providing a good, strong role model for his unappreciative offspring to emulate.

    The guy should get father of the year.

    This is a case of PC gone mad.

    BTW - is it just me, or does he look like Vincent D'Nofrio (sp?)?
     
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    And real combat. Not those horrible firearms. :cool:

    Damn, you beat me to it! ;)

    Nah, the noses are too different. Seay's nose is more prominent.
     
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    Fucking idiots don't know anything about chivalry. He should get a damn medal for having the balls to toss the gauntlet against his own flesh and blood. Do they think it was easy for him?

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    Yes they fucking can.
     
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    Fucking oath they can.

    She was the original GOTIS, except without the I.

    Maybe GOTMCSS, where MCS is Medieval Communications System?

    Fucked if I know what they used back then. Probably burned peasants to make smoke signals or some shit.
     
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    You can't spell you're name with smoke signals. They had some guy ride a pony or somethin' like that.
     
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    I see nothing wrong with this.
     
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    You see nothing wrong with the man disciplining a child living in his house, or him being penalized for doing so
    If the former, great
    If the latter, get out
     
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    What's this? A parent actually teaching their kid some morals!!?? NO! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT IN THE LAND OF SEX AND DRUGS JAIL HIM!! HE HAS TOO MUCH COMMON SENSE AND IS ACTUALLY BEING A PARENT!
     
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    "Engarde my daughter! I will make a son out of you yet!!"
     
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    Obviously the former - I thought it was you non-Christians who were the type to stick up for the youth (seeing as you all can't be older than 21).
     
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    Great
    I didn't read anything else you said, looked like your usual mindless drivel
     
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    Damn. I was going to train my kids gladiator/Spartan/Keshik style (GENDER IS IRRELEVANT) but now I'm not so sure if I should.
     
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    I think the more important question here is - why the fuck haven't you been castrated yet to prevent breeding?
     
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    Just do it, your children won't be pussies when they grow up. Like, do it the Spartan way. Throw your babies off a cliff and raise only the one who survives.
     
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    Because my genes are valuable. It's not like I would've fought them with sticks or anything. Start off with the Keshik training, which is basically just survivalist training with horses, then move onto Spartan and gladiator when they're teenagers.

    Actually they dipped the baby in wine.
     
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    Didn't everybody have this?
     
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    Ahh the good old days were it was looked upon as great act of chivalry to beat the FUCK out of your child to teach them RESPECT.
     
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    Nah, forget about the gladiator stuff. They was entertainer-serfs. Replace it with klingon style upbringing. ;)

    P.S. I'm gonna raise my kids cardassian style. :cool:
     
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    Gladiator for the lean muscles, Keshik for the way of thinking and Spartan for the morale.
     
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    Lean muscles? :confused: They used to be called hordearii (eaters of wheat) for their vegetarian diet. Compared to modern day athletes, they was overweight. Probably because the fatty tissue protected the internal organs.

    Anyway, I agree with you. Want to have babby with me?
     
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    They had a high carb diet and spent their spare time exercising. There's no way they didn't have lean muscles.