was it rape?

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  1. zayon

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    need your advice guys, because i think im screwed.
    a few months back, me some of my bros where in a 24 hour crosser to Finland and where partying like crazy.
    when i was going back to my rum to get some beer, a drunken chick was passing by and later took a hold of my arm and asked if i knew were here rum was. at first i was going to tell her to fuck off but then i got an idea and told her
    i was going to take her there.
    (but it was my rum) when we got inside we shared a few words and she was pretty much out of it. i started coming on to her and kissing her, she resisted
    but i keep forcing her and later taking off her clothes and force her on the bed. then i stared fucking her and she started crying a litel but later on she was enjoying it and told me how big my dick was. after an hour of fucking on my bed/shower, i forced her to put her cloths on and escorted her to a bench a few meters from my rum and gave a guy 15 bucks for helping her back to her rum.

    after that i never saw her intill one of my friends found her Facebook where he implayed she was going on a ship we gonna take next month. should i go? was i really raping her?
     
  2. Lucky

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    Oooh, rum = room. I just got that.
     
  3. Weezus Christ

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    your story is very believable and you are not a faggot at all
     
  4. Delivery

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    If they like it, it isn't rape.FACT.
     
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    Yes, OP is definitely NOT an ADD-riddled 12 year old.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    OP, you're a huge unfunny fag, but ultimately edf2 is all about helping people improve. So let me give you a little help... This is all it takes if she cries rape:

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    take it from Casey Anthony, it works. It's cheap, and the sticker kinda makes cute the whole slow death from suffocation thing.

    Your pal, Flu <3
     
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    If it was rape no need to worry. It's a fact that women close their eyes when they are fucking, which is the main reason why 2/3 of rapes go unreported.
    Bottomline is keep on raping, buddy.
     
  11. Flu

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    hopefully it was at least a scratch n sniff..
     
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    did she try to knock your block off?
    kick you in the nuts?
    try to take your eyes out?
    scream NO on the top of her lungs?
    physically fight you in any way, shape or form?
    i mean a fully on brawl.....
    not just playful shoving.
     
  13. Flu

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    you just described my every score
    under a blanket on top of a pile of 11 yo's
     
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    Except for the fact that Trix used words like "she" and "her".
     
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    oh, right. sorry, I had my hot gay pedo goggles on. They blur letters like S and R.
     
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    Figured it was something like that.

    We've all been there.

    I'm going downstairs to crack open a cold one.

    I've got some altar boy corpses in the freezer.
     
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    You attempting to troll EDF2 is like Strawberry Shortcake attacking Darth Vader with a letter opener. Try posting this on Yahoo Answers and you'll get reactions more like you were hoping for.
     
  18. Rape Train

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    Yes. Go, and rape her properly this time. If there isn't at least one open wound on the victim after you're done, then quite frankly, you don't deserve the right to even be graced by the presence of a real rapist.
     
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    All good rapes are solved by matching the perps teeth with the numerous, and often times severe bite marks on the victim's marred flesh. If you're not acting like a piranha when you're forcibly going down, you may well just quit mid-way, because you aren't even trying. You might as well read her poetry.
     
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    That really wasn't rape at all, you should meet up with her again and have another crack at it, this time do it properly!
     
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    I don't think it's rape if she can't remember.
     
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    Women need a little prod sometimes to make up their minds... the answer is always yes though.
     
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    It's not rape, it's love!
     
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    Sometimes love hurts
     
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    it's not rape if you can get a good lawyer.