Was God a volcano?

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    Interesting video, watch and discuss.
     
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    uhh hi
     
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    If God is a volcano then its a hot head.
     
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    I've come to understand that the bible is in fact a religious document, not a historical document. Because of this, all of the "proof" in this video is irrelevant.
     
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    You're confusing a god with his shlong.
     
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    OTHER THINGS GOD COULD HAVE BEEN.
    A pie
    A Tyrannosaurus rex
    A cloud
    A Honda
    A Beaner
    A stack of rocks
    A hill
    A TV
     
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    God is a fictional character, the Bible is bullshit just like all religious documents, and religion is the biggest, oldest bullshit.

    There is plenty of proof as far as evolution, there is no afterlife, and religious people can kiss my ass- especially Pentecostals, Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Mormons, Scientologists, Mennonites and Seventh-Day Adventists...
     
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    Exodus 19:18
    And mount Sinai was altogether on a smoke, because the LORD descended upon it in fire: and the smoke thereof ascended as the smoke of a furnace, and the whole mount quaked greatly.


    Exodus 20:18
    And all the people saw the thunderings, and the lightnings, and the noise of the trumpet, and the mountain smoking: and when the people saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.

    Exodus 24:18
    And Moses went into the midst of the cloud, and gat him up into the mount: and Moses was in the mount forty days and forty nights

    Sooo...Christianism started as hangover from an epic bong-ah-tong
     
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    No, Christianity was a crock of shit made up at some point in the Dark Ages to squeeze money out of people... this was all made-up bullshit. And you are quoting the Old Testament, which is technically Jewish...
     
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    Sooo..no blunt for the old cunt? U deny doses for faggy Moses? etc...

    (Btw, I'd bet that Chistianism started as "technically Jewish" too...and please, try to refrain giving serious responses to a stupid post like mine in the future, it makes you look retarded. Thanks)
     
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    I agree

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    God is immaterial. He creates Wizard children, that are material, which guide this large mistake through the ends of the giant reset button. Most of you are background characters.
     
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    Yhwh was most likely a mountain deity, very possibly a volcanic deity.

    Deut. 4:11
    And you came near and stood under the mountain; and the mountain burned with fire to the middle of heaven, with darkness, clouds, and thick darkness.

    Deut. 5:4
    The LORD spoke to you face to face out of the fire on the mountain.
     
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    are you literally autistic
     
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    Autistics wouldn't use words like acclimatization.
     
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    The subject of autistic behaviour is a controversial issue. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, autistic behaviour is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of autistic behaviour.

    There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they borrowed much from autistic behaviour. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, autistic behaviour raises the question 'why?'
    Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon autistic behaviour. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to autistic behaviour, again and again.

    The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

    There is no longer a need to argue the importance of autistic behaviour, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with autistic behaviour.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

    Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing autistic behaviour and ones own image of themselves.
    It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Demetrius B. Adger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with autistic behaviour, that this highlights an important issue. If autistic behaviour be the food of politics, play on.
    The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow autistic behaviour to win our vote?

    What can we conclude? Well, autistic behaviour has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, it stimulates and statistically it's great.
    As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Christina J. Fox: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: autistic behaviour ROCKS!!! [3]

    [1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
    [2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
    [3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
     
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    Oh CW... where are you right now when we most need you?
     
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    Did you get this from a postmodern essay generator?
     
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    Obviously, except for Bob, who seems a little retarded

    Although I trimmed&modify those a bit
     
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    No, God was a wereleno...