Warhammer 40K: Space Marine

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Web v1.0, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. Web v1.0

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    Now it's just a couple of weeks left to the release. How do you feel, faggots? Are you shitting, pissing and ejaculating all over yourself from pure anticipation?
     
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    two of my friends have preordered it from steam, they tell me "omg this gaym is go g8t mon, GET IT GET IT GET IT" i told them to fuck themselves.
    i'll do nothing of the sort.
     
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    Pre-ordering is rewarding the game companies for bad behaviour. (And the exclusive pre-order in-game tchotchkes are usually worthless.) Me, I'm goona take real monies and buy the real game from a real clerk. IRL.
     
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    I'll probably buy it, too bad they had to pick those cliché as fuck smurfs instead of one of the cool chapters.
     
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    Well, you'll just have to wait for the New Vegas mod.
    The better that I play this game so that I can return into the fold.
     
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    ...My only complaint.

    WHY THE FUCKING ULTRAMARINES! GOD DAMN MATT WARD!
    OH YOU CAN GET THE BLOOD RAVENS ON PRE ORDER! FUCK THEM TOO, THEY BETTER HAVE AN ATTACK WHERE THEY BLATANTLY STEAL THINGS FROM OTHER CHAPTERS!
     
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    The world needs a good 40K Battlefield/Battlefront game. I don't know why everybody concentrates so much on the Space Marines. They're the least interesting of all the species.
     
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    You can get the demo on Steam and I have to say, I loved it. The combat is really fluent and massively brutal. It really makes you feel like a FUCKING SPACE MARINE.
     
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    SPESS MUHREENS!!!
     
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    This. Why can't I play as a flamer-wielding Soritas? Or a bolt pistol and chainswordan' Commissar? Or fuck it, even as a lowly Guardsman, armed with a lasgun and faith in the Immortal Emperor?
     
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    But, yes, I'm going to buy it.
     
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    *IN GAME FOOTAGE*
     
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    My friends downloaded the demo on steam and were blabbing on about the fatalities.
    i told them the game sounds like shit, they still won't speak to me.
     
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    fuckin amazing.
    in that case i will buy 9 copies of the game.
     
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    LOL IM GIVING OUT A SPOILER
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    Oh shit, well i guess there is no point in buying the game then, i know how it ends.
     
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    "FEAR, BUT FOLLOW!" It'd be funny if "Faith in God-Emperor" was an actual item, which was there in place of something really important. "What the HELL is this?" Though, if such a game were to be made, they would probably start out as scouts for the Space Marines, just like in DOW. Or, OR, they could be an AI controlled group that supplements the Imperium faction. (Like Wookies on Kashyyyk or Geonosians on Geonosis for Battlefront 2.) Otherwise it'd be impossible to wedge them into such a game.