wanting senpai to notice me

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    Ediot

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    seriously, I have a major thing for one of my instructors, who is not only old enough to be my parent, but married to boot. not looking for some magical cherry blossom romance bullshit, but some casual sex or a friends with benefits thing. WAT DO, EDF?
     
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    Ediot

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    You find a person who looks like her, only 15 years younger. Charm her, make her like you, take her on a few dates. Then when you start sleeping together, make her have you call her the name of your instructor.
     
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    Very good suggestion. You could also kidnap your teacher, and make it like one of your Jap porn cartoons.
     
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    Show her your genitals.
     
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    Suck his dick in the supply closet, but only in the supply closet.
     
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    Kill yourself, that's wat.