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    cont. from
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    As the dust from the fighting cleared and the deputies chased after the other outlaws, Sugar Bombs and Oddguy found themselves accompanied by a lone tumbleweed blowing through town. He hid behind a corner of a building at one end of the street while she took cover behind a trough at the other end.
    "Give it up, you pickled whore!" the Sheriff yelled at the outlaw.
    "Shut your jew mouth, you fucking faggot!" the outlaw replied.
    "Shoot it the fuck out already! Shit!" shouted the local brothel owner, madame minty, from her porch. She'd been watching the events unfold with a large bowl of popcorn, salted and buttered to perfection.
    "How's that sound, jewfag?" asked Sugar Bombs.
    "Sounds fine, you ginger bitch."
    The two stepped out from their respective hiding places eager to end one another's lives and gloat about it. They slowly approached one another in the street, stopping roughly ten paces apart. Numerous close-ups of glaring eyes with beads of sweat on brows occured, interspersed with close-ups of twitchy fingers near holstered guns.
    After several minutes, Sheriff Oddguy reached for his gun. Unfortunately for him, the outlaw Sugar Bombs was quicker.
    Everything that happened next was in slow motion: the Sheriff pulled his pistol out, Sugar Bombs took aim, the Sheriff aimed, Sugar Bombs fired. The bullet flew towards the Sheriff, hitting him in the shoulder and jerking his aim off-kilter as he fired. The Sheriff's bullet flew past Sugar Bombs' ear and she fired 3 more times.
    The first bullet hit the Sheriff's chest, the second hit his neck, and the third took off his trigger finger. The Sheriff fell, coughing up blood and swearing in Hebrew. He didn't have much time left. Sugar Bombs walked slowly towards him, pulling a pickle jar out of her trenchcoat while watching the blood pool.
    "Looks like you won't live long enough to find out why they call me 'The Wild Pickle'" he heard as his vision faded and everything went dark.

    The deputies returned after the fire-fighting had stopped, unsuccessful in their attempts to apprehend the other outlaws. The nude and blood-soaked corpse of Sheriff Oddguy lay waiting for them. They looked down at his lifeless body and saw the pickle jar sticking out of his ass...
    Sugar Bombs...
    This means war...

    Will the deputies get revenge? Can they rebuild the Sheriff... make him better, stronger, and more jewish?
    Tune in for next week's episode of The Jew, The Pickle, and The Thumb
     
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    I find this oddly arousing.

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    i hope the writing was arresting enough
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    Aww man is time to build a jew cyborg?
     
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    yes
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    shit's contagious and incurable, like herpes
     
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    LIKE THIS IF YOU BREATHE
     
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    I ABSORB AIR THROUGH MY SKIN, DOES THAT COUNT?
     
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    are you a vuvuzela?
     
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    He's as universally-hated as one :rimshot:
    lik dis if u cry evertiem
     
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    i can't be the only person who likes the vuvuzela and recognizes it as a masterful annoyance device...
     
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    I just burped and it tasted like cupcakes.
     
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    LOUDNOISES.