Wandering Gunt - an Indie Gogo Story

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  1. PonyGorilla

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    Once upon a time a Canadian retard with a panic disorder and a big fat lying sack of shit who reads news for a living like a less interesting Mundane Matt had a brilliant idea. What if we go on vacation, and have our retarded audiences pay for it?

    -a fucking bargain


    Unsurprisingly, their dumb audiences quickly donated $4000, some paying as much as $500 a piece for a chance to meet their e-celeb heroes - but all was not well. You see, sometimes when you are a big giant fucking gay retard, like Batman, a super autistic man with a riot app decides to burn your shit down, like the Joker.



    Creating a sort of augmented reality live action video game, Dispatch and his viewers were able to dox any location the two Youtubers went to live. While Andy, like the retarded man child that he is, was eventually convinced this was fun, Ralph, like the frail fat woman that he is opted to hide in his hotel room and drink alone. Eventually, Ralph found himself bedridden by alcoholism, refusing to go to fan meetups, even with the one fan who donated $500 specifically to meet him. Something had to be done - Andy had the brilliant idea of letting the fan dump a bag of ice on Ralph.



    Alas, a lovers quarrel between the Mississauga Mongoloid and Ted Gunty threatened to ruin this wonderful vacation. Luckily, like all abused wives, Andy Warski was willing to overlook the abuse, and ignore it. The plan was to have an intervention for the alcoholic Ralph, but when Andy chose instead to take him to a bar, the crew revolted.


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    On the final day, they scrambled to get footage for the documentary they promised, including going to a psychic, cuz you know, Miami - famous for its psychics. AG Luck, the man who threatened to fuck up Andy to protect him, revealed that all the filming he had done for behind the scenes was on a phone and that he was holding the footage hostage until he got paid.

    From what I could tell only 2 people showed up to their fan events. The alcoholic Ralph actually created less content then he normally does, missing 3 shows, and his Friday show ran only an hour and 20 minutes, compared to the usual 3 hours. Andy showed himself to be a perpetual victim and a spineless worm who cries at the drop of a hat, a little boy who weeps the moment things don't go his way. Ralph revealed that he is a reckless alcoholic, a danger to the public, and a lying piece of shit who wears 3 shirts in a hot tub to hide his gunt.

    $4000 well spent.

    For all your gunt related news, dox, and lore be sure to check out EthanRalph.com
     
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  2. Maniac200688

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    The fan that paid 500$ to meet ralph didnt even get to meet ralph bcuz he was drinking all day. The fan and Andy went into ralphs room to throw a bag of ice on him as a joke and ralph then got mad at andy and locked him in a room fucking the maimi trip.

    Retards cant even waste other peoples money right.
     
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    It's actually worse than that - the next day when Ralph came out of his stupor, him, Andy, and the fan went to the bar, the fan was made to pay for the meal and drinks
     
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    Thats fucking terrible. These are fans with no taste they will literally pay for ralph to piss in their mouths after beating them senseless.

    Hopefully people will think twice about donating to this burger thief alcoholic in the future. All that 4100 paid for was a nice twitter background and some shitty streams.
     
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