Walk it off

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  1. uberfukken

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    Source http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=9148463

     
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    Well that wing walker should have stayed in the kitchen
     
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    I was hoping for moar shrapnel and wounded bystanders
     
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    "Watch this! Jane Wicker sitting on top of the world. And then, the world sitting on top of her! Alez Hop!"
     
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  7. Fraud Based Economy

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    Airplane safety instructions are a bad joke. If the damn thing crashes, you're either dead from the hitting the terrain (doesn't matter what kind), or dead from the resulting fireball. They might as well replace the whole safety song and dance with "Sit down. Shut up. We'll arrive at our destination in a few hours."
     
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    Emergency landings aren't rare.
     
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    I may not be an aerospace engineer, but I never thought biplanes flew very well upside down with a person on the very edge of the wing.
     
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    She seemed like a wonderful person, and a her life was tragically cut short.

    This story makes me sad to my core.

    The last thing to go through her mind, given what I know about this dearly departed angel, was her arse.
     
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    Yeah, very down-to-earth... certainly not what I'd call a woman with the head in the clouds

    Tho a bit too flat to find her really attractive
     
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    She's very efficient - death and burial rolled into one.
     
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    Poor bastards.
     
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    Exactly what I meant.
     
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    Im sorry sir, you seem to have accidently left Facebook and found yourself on ED
     
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    following your dreams is not always a good thing if they take you to standing on the wing of a fucking plane.

    who does she think she is? that gremlin from twilight zone?
     
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    First impressions are important, so she made a huge one.

    In the ground.
     
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    I'd have liked the post better without the last sentence, but anyways...
     
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    You know, I fucking knew you were going to pick up on that.
     
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    What was Jane Wicker's favorite appetizer?

    HOT WINGS.
     
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