wait this isn't irc

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by doxcat, Jul 11, 2012.

A very friendly community
  1. skylerconcarne

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    Hey! You're that guy that I always see in IRC!
     
  2. doxcat

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    yeah p much you can always see me lurking there
     
  3. xy0xy1

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  4. Khanzer

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    Hi welcome! I'm Khanzer the EDF mascot.
     
  5. doxcat

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    so duz that meen im supposed 2 set u on fire and laugh @ u while ur suit burns?
    o soz dis isnt college
     
  6. Trixie

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    no!
    bad cat!
    ::hits you with a rolled up newspaper::
    we do not set anyone here on fire.
    especially @Khanzer.
    she is nice.
    i am nice also... see my title.
    but don't piss me off or
    i will own your balls.
     
  7. Khanzer

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    No that mascot type silly.
     
  8. doxcat

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    dat was uncalled for
    I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO SET ANY FIRES
    jus wanted to chek da common operational parameterz
     
  9. Sugar Bombs

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    1. Make fun of @Rev Junco for being fat and living with his mom
    2. Every day we have a competition to see who can be the biggest faggot, try your luck!
    3. Setting fires is only okay during Black History Month
    4. Post pics in the Yearbook thread, preferably front/back nudes
    5. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself with paint thinner
    6. Don't feed the GOTIS/attention whores, they're already too fat anyway
    7. Stay away from @PerpetuallyAroused and @scumhook or you will need asshole reconstruction surgery for two very different reasons
     
  10. PerpetuallyAroused

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    You leave doxcat alone. He's better than you'll ever be.
     
  11. tokumei

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    Sixteen and still living with his mom? What a maroon!
     
  12. Sugar Bombs

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    He's 14, you foreign piece of shit, get it right!
     
  13. minty

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    if this were china that fat fuck would be skinny from slavin' in the rice fields all day.
    fucking child labor laws.
     
  14. tokumei

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    Just going by what he said, but if he is 14 then maybe you should let slide that he lives with his mom. I bet his physique will improve in a couple of years too. Soon you'll be begging to see his nudes.

    Foreign? I'm writing this message and at the same time clocking in hours for defending our country, you unpatriotic whore.
     
  15. Sugar Bombs

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    Lol, you're not really defending anything if you're on EDF, señor frijole
     
  16. tokumei

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    We all serve our purpose, like cogs in the machine. Just like a butterfly effect, rest assured that sitting on my ass protects your freedom to call me a beaner. I don't like this tone you're taking, how about showing a little gratitude?
     
  17. minty

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    oh toku... patriotism is over-rated.
     
  18. Sugar Bombs

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    When I go take a shit at Taco Bell, I'll think of you and how you're saving us all from the mole people.
     
  19. skylerconcarne

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    SB confirmed for nasty nigga. Who shits AT Taco Bell?
     
  20. tokumei

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    SB confirmed for thinking of me when she's half naked.
     
  21. oddguy

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    Hello.
    Fuck off.

    Also send me your nudz.
     
  22. PerpetuallyAroused

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  23. tokumei

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    You have a lot to learn. Yesterday, at Baskins-Robbins, I was in uniform enjoying a Banana Royale when a lady stopped to thank me for my service. Now that's a woman who knows how to show respect when it's rightfully due.
     
  24. minty

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    i was in the military. a lady let me go in front of her at the store when it was my lunch hour.
    this should not be standard behavior for people who WILLINGLY SIGN UP FOR A JOB THAT INCLUDES COLLEGE MONEY AND POSSIBLE DEATH.
     
  25. Sugar Bombs

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    Sometimes I just want to watch the world burn.

    What? Do you take your pants all the way off when you're shitting?
    You must hit the porcelain at Mach 5.

    Wow. Moving.
    Do you always wear your uniform to get ice cream, or just when you're dying for unwarranted attention due to being a useless dusty cog on the floor next to the actual war machine?
     
  26. tokumei

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    Exactly, my service is voluntary; a true display of how Honorous, Courageous, and Committed I am to my country. Thank you for your service, you deserve no less than a hero's tribute. The torch has been passed now, so I expect no less than your complete admiration.
     
  27. minty

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    no
    it's a job. a job you get paid for. your free medical care, dental care, housing money, and college money should be enough.
    i expect nobody from louisiana to suck my dick on the internet for sending them tents and aid items when hurricane katrina hit, and they shouldn't. it was a job that i was getting paid to do.
     
  28. uberfukken

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    we'd all appreciate it if you'd stop talking about your goddamn self all day. nobody fucking cares.
     
  29. Die In A Fire

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    What else does he have to do though? Leave him be.
     
  30. uberfukken

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    it doesnt surprise me that you want to talk about yourself all day, like a motormouthed woman.

    men join the marines.