Wait for it... Illinois teenager blames DUI crash on not seeing Twilight film

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    Sources: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...an-arrested_n_1105740.html?ref=dumb-criminals

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/missing-twilight-movie-dui-764319

    It's official guys, I hate this generation more than any other in human history.
     
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    That is really funny. It's too bad she didn't die.
     
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    Also I fucking LOL'd at that picture.
     
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    no, we'd get some sort of "Anabelle Lotus" clusterfuck. all those twifags gathered around a grave circlejerking, and the worst thing will be the media saturating the news with this SHIT.
     
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    Why the fuck didn't she die? the gene pool didn't do all of it's job that day
     
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    What a dumb bitch. I knew that Twilight shit was stupid, but looks like the fanbase is even more stupid than I realized. Fuck.
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    there there, Twilight was made for stupid teenagers and desperate menopausal women.
    just remember this, the stars of the twilight movies will never get the same amount of success and fame that they do from this dreck
     
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    Well, I don't care much about the stars, I just think of this dumbass generation just behind us, and I think, "the world is fucked". I guess it's good that the world's ending next year.
     
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    I'd let her eat me out. She looks like a used up, strung out druggie, which is a fetish of mine.
     
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    For the last time stormhooker, you aren't gay. A bunch of vaguely dissatisfied customers both sides of the atlantic can attest to that.
     
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    Quiet, coon, white folk are talking.
     
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    I thought you fake-dyke-o-sexuals were supposed to reject white male patriarchy. It disgusts me thinking of the number of times you sold your body to negro and latino servicemen.
     
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    I never did.

    Now servicewomen, on the other hand..
     
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    But sucking blood is just a metaphor for oral sex. The female vampire might not have anything interesting below her waist - but she sure can fuck you!
     
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    and its things like this that make you love you just a little bit more everyday.