Hello everyone and welcome to my tribute to our friend @VX You may remember him from such hits as: *Using his admin privs to delete negative ratings on his posts *Almost destroying ED with his technical incompetence *Exposing the entire userbase's emails by fucking up the site *Trying to ban the site's sysadmin and lock him out of the server *Getting banned *Threatening to kill himself over getting banned *And letting Zaiger use his admin account after he lost his privs, which he used to try to delete the forum But our dear friend's antics go much further than that, as I recently found out. Some time ago I used to talk to one of the girls on the forum, who abruptly ceased all interaction with me. A few days ago she contacted me to tell me that the reason for this was that VX had forbade her from speaking to anyone on ED, and myself especially, because I am (according to her) "A bad dude who's up to no good". Well, I am here to dispel this negative image he has of me by making this thread in his honor and sharing stories of his life and exploits that I got from the people he stalked. VX THE LOSER Let us first start by describing VX and his amazing life. VX is a bald, unemployed, Nazi LARPing loser that pretends to be a US marine online, and who's been appointed the caretaker of his grandmother who hates him, and who he has to take out shopping while she verbally abuses him. He has time for this because has never had a job and lives off of welfare that he gets since childhood by claiming he has schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and severe social anxiety. Because of this he claims he is unable to work, but in reality he is simply unwilling because he refuses to work at any establishment that will not allow him to work while wearing a fancy suit. However, the real reason he can't work is because he was kidnapped and raped by doctors. Multiple people have told me he told them differing versions of a story revolving him being tied down by either doctors or workers at some sort of child care center, injecting him with something, and then beating and raping him. For this reason, he refuses to go to a hospital for any reason, fearing he would get raped again. VX THE LEET HACKER GETS ARRESTED Some time ago I made another thread about VX. However, when I went looking for it, it was mysteriously gone! Who could have done this? I bet you can guess on your own. So let me just repost the content of that thread. https://archive.is/CRdVJ#selection-751.1-793.7 This is a copy of an old news story about our old friend who, in his infinite wisdom, decided to threaten a woman online by implying he's part of some internet gang ON A LOCAL COMMUNITY FORUM THAT HE LIVED IN USING HIS ACTUAL IP ADDRESS AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE. The cops were soon called and additionally found weed in his house as well (despite him constantly preaching to people about how bad weed is). This information became known to everyone when VX tried to brag to people on IRC about what a tough guy he is by telling them he was arrested once, which they used to dox his ass (despite him always bragging about being an untraceable IT expert). VX promised he would take the case to the supreme court. No news on that front tho. STALKING AND BLACKMAILING BOUDICA Does anyone remember the time that @rice showed up on the forum and threatened to post @Baka's nudes if we don't help him contact VX? Now, where could he have gotten her nudes? Why, from VX of course! But how did VX get them? By threatening to kill himself if she didn't send him nudes. (Not that he could have actually done that because he couldn't buy a gun since he ran out of welfare money for that month) Spoiler: AN EXAMPLE OF VX SUICIDE BAITING SOMEONE (NOT BOUDICA) Boudica fell for it, but that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that, after getting her nudes, VX started trying to make her his E-GF, and when she rejected him, he started getting drunk and sperging out at her until she finally just left his super-sekret IRC club. Soon after, he began texting her on a burner phone he had the number to and threatening her that if she tells anyone about what goes on in his secret clubhouse (literally nothing) that he and his internet friends would destroy her life. When she showed this to those same internet friends they laughed at him and some just left his stupid IRC. VX was still mad about it years later and spreading rumors about @Boudica's dad molesting her for revenge. TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ADEZERO FOR FWENDSHIP (and also he wanted to fuck her) Being the lonely loser that he is, VX once threatened to kill himself if Zaiger's ex, Ade, didn't stay friends with him. To her knowledge, that was a far as it went. But, unbeknownst to her, he actually wanted to fuck her and, much like with Boudica, after feeling he was rejected, would constantly rant and rave about her to people behind her back, talking about how much he hates her. One thing he told Ade, as well as literally everyone else online, is that he is a US marine. This, obviously, is not true. VX has been stealing valor for internet point for years, by retelling stories told to him by his friend (and actual marine) as his own. Why would a US marine be friends with VX? Well, this marine happened to be a junkie who later went to jail for raping his brother's wife. STALKING (BUT PROBABLY NOT BLACKMAILING) MINTY AND TRIXIE Prior to Boudica, @minty and @Trixie were members of VX's secret IRC club for the purposes of trying to fuck them as well. I have no way of contacting either one, but eye witnesses suggest this did not work and, in Trixie's case, ended with her old ass chewing him out and laughing in his face. For this reason, Trixie (along with Boudica and Ade) was added to his list of women that rejected him online what he rants about behind their back. STALKING, CATFISHING AND BLACKMAILING HIS FINAL E-GF Finally we reach our conclusion. At the age of 34, VX's love quest ended. He successfully wooed my friend who likes men in uniforms by catfishing her, pretending to be a marine. Somehow unshaped by his occasional outbursts about wanting to kill nigger, she allowed him to move in with her in Alaska and put his 2 inch in her, before becoming fed up with tolerating a disgusting, lazy, whiny sperglord, and kicking him out of her house for being a giant bitch. Spoiler: VX'S DISCORD DM TELLING HIS EX SHE'S ABUSIVE Spoiler: VX'S CRAZY TEXTS TO HIS EX Spoiler: VX'S TINY PENIS Anger by being forced to presumably move back with his parent, VX began texting, calling and emailing her with suicide threats as well as regular threats and accusing her of being abusive for not letting him lay on the couch and cry all day, to the point she had to change her number. Goodby you retard. You ended up not finding happiness, and you never will.