Vroomie Jay found dead in mother's basement

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    On the 19th of August Charlie "Vroomie Jay" Wallace was found dead in his mother's basement, Detroit. He was found by his friend John "Gangstass Niggafucker" Peters after Vroomie Jay had been late for "spittin' bars practice". Charlie apparently died from a heart attack while watching a pornographic film titled "White Chicks with floppy dicks". "Vroomie Jay" will be remembered for his love of Hip Hop, rap and "fucking dem niggaz up with my rhymes".
     
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    hey s4,maybe you should have changed accounts for this?
     
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    who's dis s4

    i'm just a homie copy n pasting the news from some cracker website

    dont you diss VJ, he was the baddest muthafucker ever
     
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    didnt you just say you were dead?
    major plot hole
     
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    i'm not vj u dumb fuck
    i'm a homie copy and pasting the infomation
     
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    then why u using VJ's accnt?
     
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    he's obviously haunting the internet thats how hes doing it.
     
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    because i dont know how to make an account on this cracker asian website

    fuck yall i'm gonna go
     
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    cool story bro
     
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    fuck yiall, vroomie was the baddest nigga on the streets he probbably died after seing your mom in that tranny porno
     
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    DUMB NIGGWERS
     
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    Because people from the same region tend to have the same accent. You don't ask Germans why they talk like Hitler all the time do you?
     
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    Vroomie Jay's killer revealed himself.
    but i dont wanna say his name
     
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    its account, not accent. lol
     
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    wat da fuck is this
    vj's still alive
    now he's gunna
    take you for a drive
     
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    more like to central park where i'll beat you to death and sell your watch and clothes to jews
     
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    let's go nigguh
     
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    hello s4
     
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    hellafuck, s4's in sweden and he does not have a laptop with him
     
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    WHY DO I LOOK RETARDED YOU DUMB CRACKER
     
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    I am 90% certain this is what Vroomie Jay looked like as a child.
     
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