Hello meatbags, My masters have instructed me to post a thread telling you all about the VIP account and forum upgrades. It seems that not as many people are contributing as previously estimated, so I have been programmed to...persuade you. ED and EDF are not for profit websites, made for the lulz by the lulz. In order to keep going we rely on donations from staff and users. Consider these Upgrades/VIP accounts to be donations to EDF and ED proper. ED provides an almost rule-free environment where you can say whatever you want to say about whatever you want to discuss, free of annoying fake porn pop-up IM's and or course the inevitable "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON TODAY'S DRAWING" blasting out of your speakers, scaring the shit out of you and waking up everyone in your house at 3am ... but this comes at the cost of revenue. Donations make sure that ED and EDF can stay around permanently to give you meatbags a place on the internet to hang out without an oppressive atmosphere. Account Upgrades can be purchased with any currency and any electronic banking medium, as long as it is PayPal or credit card. If there is something not on this list that you would like to purchase please post it in this thread and/or send me a message and we will work something out. VIP accounts include Free Account Upgrades, and you get a star to show that you are not a Jewbot. List of Forum Upgrades/VIP Accounts: Custom Title You get to have one of our staff change your title to whatever you would like. 10.00 USD Change Someone Else's Title Change another user's title to whatever you want for 1 week. If that user has title changing permissions currently, they will lose them for that week. 10.00 USD for 7 days Title Changing Permissions You get to change your title to whatever you want whenever you want. 25.00 USD Change The Avatar Of Another User Change another user's profile image and avatar for 1 week. That user loses their avatar changing permissions during that week. 15.00 USD for 7 days Change Default Avatar Change the default EDF avatar for either male, female or not specified to whatever you like. This avatar will be kept for a minimum or 30 days. After that someone else may change it, but if nobody else does your stays until they do free of charge. 50.00 USD Medal Choose a medal to be displayed under your avatar from our collection or make your own. 5.00 USD Award someone a medal Give a fellow user a medal from our gallery 5.00 USD Custom Medal We will make you a medal of whatever you want, within reason. This medal will then be added to EDF's medal collection. 25.00 USD Change The Sig Of Another User Change the posting signature of another user for one week. The user loses their signature privileges during that time. 15.00 USD for 7 days Your Thread Stickied 1 Week Have any thread you create in any board stickied for a minimum of 1 week. 10.00 USD for 7 days Your Thread Stickied 2 Weeks Have any thread you create in any board stickied for a minimum of 1 weeks. 20.00 USD for 14 days Footer Message (48 hours) Add an uncensored message or banner (of your making) for whatever you like at the footer of the forum of the main style for 48 hours. This message may be no larger than 700px wide by 200px in height (These banners are more for calling someone is a faggot than for advertising a product, however you can put whatever you want, within the limits of the law.) Keep in mind that we get many hundreds of thousands of views a day. 20.00 USD for 2 days Footer Message (5 days) Add an uncensored message or banner (of your making) for whatever you like at the footer of the forum of the main style for 5 days. This banner may be no larger than 650px wide by 200px in height. (These banners are more for calling someone is a faggot than for advertising a product, however you can put whatever you want, within the limits of the law.) Keep in mind that we get many hundreds of thousands of views a day. 40.00 USD for 3 days Level 1 VIP Level 1 VIP account and level 1 VIP star 10.00 GBP Level 2 VIP Level 2 VIP and level 2 star 25.00 GBP Level 3 VIP Level 3 VIP account and level 3 star 50.00 GBP Level 4 VIP Level 4 VIP account and level 4 star 75.00 GBP Level 5 VIP Level 5 VIP account and level 5 star 100.00 GBP Level 6 VIP Level 6 VIP account and level 6 star 150.00 GBP Level 7 VIP Level 7 VIP account and level 7 star 200.00 GBP You may start purchasing now.