VIP accounts and user upgrades

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Hello meatbags,

    My masters have instructed me to post a thread telling you all about the VIP account and forum upgrades. It seems that not as many people are contributing as previously estimated, so I have been programmed to...persuade you.

    ED and EDF are not for profit websites, made for the lulz by the lulz. In order to keep going we rely on donations from staff and users.

    Consider these Upgrades/VIP accounts to be donations to EDF and ED proper. ED provides an almost rule-free environment where you can say whatever you want to say about whatever you want to discuss, free of annoying fake porn pop-up IM's and or course the inevitable

    "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON TODAY'S DRAWING"

    blasting out of your speakers, scaring the shit out of you and waking up everyone in your house at 3am ... but this comes at the cost of revenue. Donations make sure that ED and EDF can stay around permanently to give you meatbags a place on the internet to hang out without an oppressive atmosphere.

    Account Upgrades can be purchased with any currency and any electronic banking medium, as long as it is PayPal or credit card. If there is something not on this list that you would like to purchase please post it in this thread and/or send me a message and we will work something out.

    VIP accounts include Free Account Upgrades, and you get a star to show that you are not a Jewbot.

    List of Forum Upgrades/VIP Accounts:

    Custom Title
    You get to have one of our staff change your title to whatever you would like.
    10.00 USD

    Change Someone Else's Title
    Change another user's title to whatever you want for 1 week. If that user has title changing permissions currently, they will lose them for that week.
    10.00 USD for 7 days

    Title Changing Permissions
    You get to change your title to whatever you want whenever you want.
    25.00 USD

    Change The Avatar Of Another User
    Change another user's profile image and avatar for 1 week. That user loses their avatar changing permissions during that week.
    15.00 USD for 7 days

    Change Default Avatar
    Change the default EDF avatar for either male, female or not specified to whatever you like. This avatar will be kept for a minimum or 30 days. After that someone else may change it, but if nobody else does your stays until they do free of charge.
    50.00 USD

    Medal
    Choose a medal to be displayed under your avatar from our collection or make your own.
    5.00 USD

    Award someone a medal
    Give a fellow user a medal from our gallery
    5.00 USD

    Custom Medal
    We will make you a medal of whatever you want, within reason. This medal will then be added to EDF's medal collection.
    25.00 USD

    Change The Sig Of Another User
    Change the posting signature of another user for one week. The user loses their signature privileges during that time.
    15.00 USD for 7 days

    Your Thread Stickied 1 Week
    Have any thread you create in any board stickied for a minimum of 1 week.
    10.00 USD for 7 days

    Your Thread Stickied 2 Weeks
    Have any thread you create in any board stickied for a minimum of 1 weeks.
    20.00 USD for 14 days

    Footer Message (48 hours)
    Add an uncensored message or banner (of your making) for whatever you like at the footer of the forum of the main style for 48 hours. This message may be no larger than 700px wide by 200px in height (These banners are more for calling someone is a faggot than for advertising a product, however you can put whatever you want, within the limits of the law.) Keep in mind that we get many hundreds of thousands of views a day.
    20.00 USD for 2 days

    Footer Message (5 days)
    Add an uncensored message or banner (of your making) for whatever you like at the footer of the forum of the main style for 5 days. This banner may be no larger than 650px wide by 200px in height. (These banners are more for calling someone is a faggot than for advertising a product, however you can put whatever you want, within the limits of the law.) Keep in mind that we get many hundreds of thousands of views a day.
    40.00 USD for 3 days

    Level 1 VIP
    Level 1 VIP account and level 1 VIP star
    10.00 GBP

    Level 2 VIP
    Level 2 VIP and level 2 star
    25.00 GBP

    Level 3 VIP
    Level 3 VIP account and level 3 star
    50.00 GBP

    Level 4 VIP
    Level 4 VIP account and level 4 star
    75.00 GBP

    Level 5 VIP
    Level 5 VIP account and level 5 star
    100.00 GBP

    Level 6 VIP
    Level 6 VIP account and level 6 star
    150.00 GBP

    Level 7 VIP
    Level 7 VIP account and level 7 star
    200.00 GBP

    You may start purchasing now.
     
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  2. Seku

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    I'll donate .0015 BC.
    I'm poor
    Wait, only .0010 BC. God I'm pathetic.
     
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    So yeah, I gave something. Do I at least get a sticker?
     
  5. MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    We realize many of you are student with no money. For those of you in that unfortunate situation you may donate your time by cold calling people out of the phone book and soliciting donations that way.
     
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    Is there anyway to send cash? I have lots of those green paper thingies that people use for cocaine.
     
  7. MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Yes. When you are ready to purchase you may message an administrator and they will give you the address.
     
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    i get paid friday... hold your shorts, mysterybot 2.
     
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    I already got me a custom medal :awesomesmall: I will probably purchase a custom title next week when I get paid again. Or something else, at least. It's all so awesome, I can't decide how to spend my hard-earned jewgolds!
     
  10. MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    We don't have stickers, however stickers are a really good idea. Good thinking, for a meatbag.
     
  11. madh8r

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    That's new, and well deserved.
     
  12. MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Interjection: Attention meatbags,

    NEW as of 9/29/11: VIP accounts levels 4, 5, 6 and 7 come with a your.name@encyclopediadramatica.ch email. This is for a limited time only.
     
  13. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    When will the merch come?
    And will we have a flatrr?

    I'm gonna scrape 10 dollars together for ED!

    I know e is behind this account.
     
  14. MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Answer: Flattr has been implemented. As long as you have "means" you may flattr us to your meatbag heart's delign. You can find it in the user announcements section of the forum index page.

    Merchandise does not look promising, unless we can get a large pre-order together beforehand, and can find a graphic designer willing to create the merchandise graphics for free.
     
  15. madh8r

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    How fuckign hard can it be to put babies with cigars on a tshirt?
     
  16. Beefcake

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    I don't want that cigarsex shit anywhere near my clothes. What we need is simple æ-logo tshirts and stuff.
     
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  17. zaiger

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    Ok I will look into it again. Hipcrime, if you read this could you give me some advice on this? I know you use to do the lollershop.
     
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    Polo's and deep v's good enough for you faggots? I am thinking about using this design, but changing the "and nothing of value was lost" to the site URL "encyclopediadramatica.ch". Here are a couple of rough drafts. What I need is someone who can vector, NOT JUST TRACE BUT ACTUALLY VECTOR (needs to be vectored for scaling) to create something along these lines. The font doesn't have to be the same font, and don't worry about the shadow, just leave it out. Once this is complete we can start doing some research into how to get some shirts made.
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  20. Beefcake

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    Aren't tshirts cheaper? I prefer tshirts.
     
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  21. zaiger

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    v-necks are t-shirts, we can have regular gay-necks for you too I guess. I would like some polo's for staff with the logo over the right breast. That would be sweet.
     
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    How deep is the V? Also, POLO. I WANT.
     
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  23. Pentatonics

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    On upgrades: If you upgrade to say level 2, then later on want to upgrade to level 4, do you have to pay the diference or the base price?
     
  24. zaiger

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    You can do it that way yeah, we are pretty flexible.
     
  25. Pentatonics

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    Awesome, just upgraded; keep us posted on the shirts, or whatever else might be rolling out
     
  26. Beefcake

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    V-necks are for homosexuals.
     
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  27. zaiger

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    Welcome to the VIP club bro. If you need anything let one of us know and we will be as accommodating as we feel like being at the time..
     
  28. m450n_yuno

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    how can i send my nazi gold? atomic_joe says i can't do it with cash.
     
  29. Atomic_Joe

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    The problem with mailing cash is that if it is stolen, it's gone. There is no getting it back ever. Use a check or money order. That way if they are lost or stolen, they can be canceled, or at least not used by others.
     
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  30. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    When will you make an lvl 8 and lvl 9 star ?

    For guize with deep pockets.