Violent video games DO effect you.

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by ChristianWarrior94, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. ChristianWarrior94

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    Surely Vlad Tepes, Amelia Dyer and Jack the Ripper were avid videogaemers too.
    It also seems Christianity affects your ability to spell correctly.
     
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    For a guy that got the high score he sure played some faggy games.
     
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    You forgot Hitler, Stalin and every bad person irrelevant to anything.
     
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    I'm so effected, holy shit gaiz wat do
     
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    Playing Witcher 2 has inspired me to go slash a villager's arm off.
    Video games are so violent.
     
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    They also probably convinced you to make an EDF account and kill that hooker in your trunk. See the horrible things videogames do to your life?
     
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    Yes, because one person ultimately defines the mindsets of everyone else.
     
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    huehuehue, I was there when people found Ander's legit FB page. I sent him a friend request. One of his likes were CoD, of course, along with WoW, and a few other gaymes.
     
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    Thats how it works Swishy.
     
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    Just because I rape teens on the train at day and play RapeLay at night doesn't mean the latter causes the former
     
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    Play tetris, become a successful bricklayer.
     
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    Anybody who swallows this horseshit has a serious case of "concerned mother."
     
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    Going by that logic, if i play EVE online i could be a successful Spacejew.
     
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    I'm way more concerned about chainsaw surgeons appropriation of RST8's avatar.
     
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    how so?
     
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    so OP

    if you play Bible adventures on NES

    you can be one who like to throw babies into rivers

    just like that Baby Moses minigame

    right?
     
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    so if i play the left behind series will i become a christianwarrior?
     
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    hahaha that game was pretty funny

    I killed everyone anyway
     
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    Yeah, they inspired Breivik to take a stand against the socialist-islamist complex that is taking over Europe. Sadly, most avid gamers just become fat and grow unsightly beards instead.
     
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    I think I see a pattern here.

    Yet another study: "Highly immersive interactive media such as video games have a palpable effect on those who play them. Just like literally every form of media, including literature, radio, movies, and television. This is called, 'being a human being who lives in society and is influenced by it'."

    Reasonable news story in Time Magazine: "It takes a bewilderingly complex web of cause and effect to produce something like the Columbine tragedy; but it would take a peculiar form of blindness to deny that years of shooting the shit out of people in computer games was a significant strand in that web."

    Sensationalist news story in some British rag: "Columbine Trenchcoat Mafia spent hours playing game where you kill innocent people!!!!! (who look sorta like demons from hell, although this is unconfirmed)"

    Defensive, clueless gamers: "hurrrr video games have NO effect on people. I play this gay and boring FPS game online and I've never killed anyone!!! WHAT NOW FAGGETS?"

    Someone's naive mom: "You mean my child might shoot up his school because of Mario Kart??? Ban this sick filth."

    Politician: *creates or further attempts to push some dumb law that has no real world effect, and does nothing but reassure dumb parents and fuel the gamer persecution complex*

    Repeat ad nauseum.
     
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    I think I'm going to play some more the Binding of Isaac and become a crying naked child who fights fucked up monsters, kills his delusion mom, crawls inside her womb, and destroys her heart. All with his tears. Sometimes while cross-dressing.

    BRB.

    Seriously the Binding of Isaac is an awesome game
     
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    ESRB: "All of that violence is OK for kids, but if princess peach has a nip slip, we've got a problem."
     
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    The game screams at you BE MORE EMASCULATED
     
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    in 1988, most of the injuries i inflict to my buddies in kindergarten werent caused by clash of demonhead or mario bros

    its because of gi joe, ahnuld and rambo
     
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    There's a game for that novel/movie??

    Anyway, playing Mario, Zelder, Megamen, Pokemen, Dorm, Dork Norman 4D, Post Office 2: Gary Coleman, Gran Torino Automatic, Dov3r, and Holy Mother of God: Aliens! has turned me into a psychopathic mass killer murdering children killer of the fifth dimension and run on sentences and what the fuck am I doing randomly typing here?
     
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