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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by GSTalbert1, Oct 20, 2012.
What is best strategy for fighting Heavy Weapons Guy?
DO NOT FIGHT HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.
When and where fella?
I leave my thread for one day and return to this bullshit.
Furfags get what they deserve.
This is what you get for trying to be interlulgent on ED:F.
Every single time
what type of bipolar?
The doctor told me type one but a specialist is necessary to figure it out completely to get some meds. God bless having insurance
So you're a maniac?
Since you brought it up how does it manifest if I may ask?
You are just chillin like a villain then bam! you act all pissed for no reason then flip over into the happiest person ever. It feels normal but after awhile you wonder why you mood swing so damn often
Really? That's pretty rapid cycling. How many cycles do you experience in a year?
Twelve but it depends if I'm in heat or not
There is universal justice after all.
BULLETS BOUNCE OFF MY HAIR.
PLEASE SEE ABOVE PICTURE- BULLET BOUNCING OFF MY HAIR!
not you, dolan.
NOT IF THEY COST 200$ PER ROUND.
AGAIN -BULLET BOUNCING OFF MY HAIR!
SHE CAN NOT BE SHOT...
SHE IS EXTREMELY DURABLE.
Not the bullets in my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 round per minute.
It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
ONCE MORE - BULLET BOUNCING OFF MY HAIR!
YOU JUST HAVE WASTED $400,000!
WHAT PART OF THIS SENTENCE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!
BULLETS BOUNCE OFF ON ME....
I CAN NOT BE SHOT.
YOU CAN THROW ALL THE AMMUNITION YOU WANT,
I WILL COME OUT UNHARMED.
FINAL STATEMENT- BULLETS BOUNCE OFF MY HAIR!
[end of conversation]
You can't hurt her with bullets, you would need a ray capable of splicing atoms or plasma devastator.
Still that shouldn't be too difficult for the heavy weapons guy.
Actually, what you need is a large dildo.
No. You're a woman. You have no powers other than sandwich making and blowjobs.
If not bullets, I'll just beat you to death with my Killing Gloves of Boxing.
"She also demonstrates the ability to absorb other forms of energy,
such as electricity, to further magnify her strength and energy projection,
up to the force of an exploding nuclear weapon"
again- once more with feeling....
bullets bounce of the hair!
"Carol Danvers is also an exceptional espionage agent, pilot, hand-to-hand combatant and markswoman."
bring it on!