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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by GSTalbert1, Oct 20, 2012.
*foot stomps hard*
:: blows on your belly::
*Awkward stare ,and pushes your face away*
i can't blow on your belly?
would you rather have a snack...
i have cheesecake pudding!
You blowing on my belly will result in your throat being poked.
BY MY DICK.
:uts a dab on my fingertip::
taste it to see if you like it... if you do i will give you a tiny bowl of it.
do you want cheesecake pudding too?
Hell no. Cheesecake is for women and queers.
i have other flavors & you can eat the whole bowl....
chocolate... butterscotch....banana cream....
I have teeth. Make me a sandwich.
what kind? do you want a beverage? any sides?
Titties and beer.
so i take it you want a little bowlful...???
titties is not a sammich....
but i can get you the beer....
what kind? do you want in a frosty mug?
I SAID, "TITTIES AND BEER".
DO NOT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF.
:: put a big dollop in a tiny bowl::
I CAN TALK JUST AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!!!
DON'T TEST ME!
GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS, I'LL RAPE THEM TOO!!!
I'M NOT CALLING THE COPS....
I WILL HANDLE YOU ALL BY MYSELF!!!
COME @ ME!
YOU CAN NOT BEAT ME. YOUR LUCK RUNS OUT!
I'M EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HERO....
I WOULD NOT HAVE TO LAY A FINGER ON YOU
AND KICK YOUR ASS
OR MUSS MY HAIR!!
I got diagnosed with bipolar today and I'll have to meet up with a specialist soon. Fuuuuuuuuk
OH AND BY THE WAY-
BULLETS BOUNCE OFF MY HAIR.
Correction. You're a woman.
it will be ok....
the hard part is find the right combination of meds...
i wish you all the luck in the world.
...and you want to fight about that?
gooby pls :hermypls:.