Vietnamese wife pulls off a Tyson, refuses sex

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  1. ge5undhe17

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    Basically this guy got his own Viet wife from mail order. The 29-year-old woman not only refuses to have sex with this guy, she bit his ear off and threatened to cut off his dick. And she gave him a teddy bear to replace her (probably a plushy fucker, but I dunno) before running away.



    http://www.whatsontianjin.com/news-...f-hubby-chin-weng-seng-s-ear-refuses-sex.html

    Don't mess with the VC's daughter.
     
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    Lol there goes his waifu

    I guess he will live forever alone

    Also, im part vietnamese lol
     
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    Means you're foreign, probably in well to do families.

    Many people try to escape their poverty by signing up with those mail-order syndicates in hopes that they can marry a rich foreign man. Turns out this woman unluckily got a cabbie instead and she was disappointed.
     
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    Every Vietnamese woman I have met has had a real fiery personality and a demon in the sack.
     
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    So you can guess their disappointment, arriving in a foreign country and realizing the country isn't full of money as it hoped.
     
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    Yup.
     
  7. CONTCOM

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    This chick is pretty funny though; not only was she taking lessons from Tyson but MacCauley Caulkin as well.
    Did she set up traps after locking him out of the house?
     
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    pretty lulzy. looks like he's going to be forever arrone.
     
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    What a fucking douche.

    Pays $7K for a asian whore, who then really fucks him, just not in the way he was expecting.

    Those little Viet bitches are really nasty. She probably lined the inside of her cunt with razor blades in case he tried to slip her one.
     
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    Surely he could've paid more; he's never married before (shit he prolly fucks watermelons with chopped liver inside) and then pays a pittance for a woman and the cracked the shits that when he forces himself upon her she gets angry. Maybe he could of paid more or ASKED.
     
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    Seven thousand dollars, down the drain. What a waste.
     
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    I was really good friends with a few Vietnamese, Burmese and Thai women. They are promiscuous as hell, and constantly cheated on their men with other men and on occasion females. Loyal and dependable friends, though, oddly enough.
     
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    Why the fuck is it always asian women that has that penis-cutting malfunction?
     
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    I guess that explains why they won the war and increased their population four fold since the end of it.
     
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    Maybe you can help me with this (you're Filipino right?)
    I work with a Filipino guy who is the single dumbest motherfucker on Earth. Yesterday he drilled two holes at the cost of 3 drill bits and today managed to destroy 6 drill bits because he doesn't know how to sharpen drill bits for shit and has been b& from ever using a hammer drill again.
    A lot of Filipino tradesman I know are fucking retarded and I was wondering if this just an isolated group sent to Australia or are all of the Filo tradesman shit?
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    somebody should put this guy on suicide watch:trollface:
    and we need pics of the crazy woman....
     
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    Nope. I'm swedish. I got most of my knowledge of the Philippines from Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, that episode of Mind, Body and Kick-Ass Moves and that episode of Bullshit(?). :cool:
     
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    Well in that case you're useless to me.
     
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    Nah

    probly just fucking with you since you're white and all
     
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    I hope not because I quit smoking and I don't fucking need this shit.
     
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    learn a few tagalog words and they'd instantly like you and quit fucking with you
     
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    I will consider that although he is naturalised Australian so not only does he not give a fuck about shitopines any more but he cant even understand English.
    He's the personification of everthing during the Dark Ages without the struggle for survival.
     
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    Maybe m450n_yuno is useful?
     
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    I might ask him after work.