Video games that lied to you

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  1. Zozmal

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    It's 2012, and this shit still isn't going down.
     
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    More or less related, but Capcom insisting that they are going to release a new Darkstalkers game from time to time, despite the people who were actually interested to make it left the company months ago.
     
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    They never did. Ono tried to get them to approve DS4, but they rather waste money on SFxT. They've done worse by releasing a half-ass piece of shit fighter only to lie that it's supposed to be complete.

    Kingpin is another game that lied about it's features because none of them either worked as intended nor did they actually happen.

    "Talk to women, kids, and even cops to learn about the stages/game" - No one told you anything worth a shit, or they would say, "Fuck off." You only talked to generic person A, generic person B, or generic woman. Voice acting was very inconsistent. Cops killed you with one hit, so fuck talking to them let alone picking a fight with them.
    "Recruit thugs, and do stuff with them that will help you." -Stupidest partners in the game that got you killed. You only do two things with them: let them get killed as meat shields, or stand somewhere.
    "Music from Cypress Hill" - Three tracks that were on repeat, but you heard one throughout the fucking game.

    God, Kingpin was a piece of shit.
     
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