Venezuela Runs Out of Toilet Paper. When will people learn, Communism just doesn't work!

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    When will people learn, Communism just doesn't work!
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    http://www.oddnews.org/77-odd-news/2592-venezuela-hit-by-toilet-paper-shortage-crisis.html
     
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    I don't see the problem of a toilet paper shortage.

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    This is a very shitty problem.
     
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    capitalism is fucking toilet paper forever
     
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    If they still having running water, why not go French?
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    When I was at the army, at the very beginning during our formations, our sergeants would put some pressure on us, and then, when we fought about something, they would just remove the object that we were fighting for.

    Like they would make our lives shitty by making us lack something, but we would still have it, but at some point idiots would fight about it. That eventually happened with the toilet paper.

    At this point, each guy had his own solution. Some nigger I knew was bringing a water bottle to the toilets to wash his own ass after taking a shit. Some used different paper, wipes we use to clean rifles, etc. Some stole toilet paper from the sergeants' bathrooms.

    I personally found a way to get some toilet paper in the camp, incognito. I was putting the rolls under my shirt, on my back, and since I had a huuuuge military backpack they wouldn't notice anything, as they were searching the backpacks while we were still carrying it. Then I would hide it in a little hole in the wall, behind my locker. They never found it. I sold toilet paper to people for twice the price outside lol. They were really bitching about it, but since I was doing it free for the guys in my room and we had some huge fucking mountains of muscles in my room, they wouldn't do anything more than just bitching about it.


    Someone needs to do the same with that country, on a bigger scale.


    The japs do that. we don't.
     
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    Was this in the USA? And how long ago?
     
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    Cool story bro.
     
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    Piss off nigger! I wish my Drill Sergeants were this cool and I want to hear more.
     
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    I feel like libertarians will be jumping all over this
     
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    Are you seriously trying to tell me bidets are not French?
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    Maybe they should do what north korea does, and make toilet paper out of things even if it barely does what it's suppose to...

    On an unrelated topic as I was looking for info on toilet paper I found this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

    How fucking boring does your life have to be to argue about how toilet paper goes, under or over? And what effects does it have? None honestly, unless you're obsessive compulsive of course.
     
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    lol like any of those filthy little mexicans wiped their arses anyway.

    the shops probably stopped stocking it because no one was buying any.
     
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    Maybe they should start using flaming sandpaper?
     
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    When quizzed about the issue one Venezuelan official replied, "Let them use napkins."
     
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    How fucking boring does your life have to be to look for info online on toilet paper?
     
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    Has anyone ever had to use one of those? Seems that it would just make things worse.
     
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    It's fine. Cleaner and less stickier than toilet rolls
     
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    Bidets may be French, but I've only seen one in my entire life. It's like, something that was swag to build in the 50s but had a limited success.


    And lol I got plenty of shit related stories at the army. Once while we were sleeping some fucktarded dude took a shit on my partner. There was a lot of drama.
     
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    The military is the best for shit related stories. I remember once we were pressed for time, so we had to shit "by the numbers" (alphabetic order). One of the kids with a last name that started with K had to shit real bad apparently, so he hopped up on the trash bin and did it in there. Then he had to clean the entire bathroom as penance, so everyone behind him in order (who had to smell his shit as they walked past the bin) made sure to make a nice mess all over the bathroom.
     
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    Lol poor guy, once I took a shit in the sergeants bathroom, and got caught, and properly pwnd. I also had to clean them for weeks, and once, one of the sergeants was like "I'm going to give you a big fucking turd to clean!" there was the captain behind tho, and he was like "WTF did I just hear"
     
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    this hole thread is so fucking anal
     
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    Nobody is smart enough to figure out how to make communism work. If somebody developed a way to accurately predict the demand for a product communism would work. I don't think there is any person smart enough to make communism work. Maybe a computer program could do it; but, I think the technology to make communism work by monitoring demand for products and ramping up supply when it is needed is a long long way off.
     
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    Until that day comes pages from both Karl Marx's and Ayn Rand's books would make for wonderful toilet paper.
     
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    When I was in the Army the MRE's were essentially so much protein when you finally did take a shit after even several days of the fucking things it would be a small hard dense sphere that didn't even require wiping.