Valentine's Day, Florida-style

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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    Have you read literally anything about this story
     
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    Nope but I've read about this one:

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    cums on small pieces of shit james corden is going to get you a geinus
     
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    That is completely unrelated to my question

    Its a JROTC school
     
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    And got shitcanned. Forced retirement.
     
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    So he should. Its literally his job to respond to incidents at the school and he is on video hiding outside while it all went down
     
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    Armed school security, $25,000 a year. Unknown number of assailants inside firing high power assault rifle, location and movements unknown.

    Go get em, hero
     
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    Its actually an intermediate cartridge
     
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    no sir it's true, i've got a 6-year old trying to say
     
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    Public high school should be replaced with restaurant industry-sponsored trade schools designed to teach kids how to flip burgers and wait tables.
     
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    lol america, fuck education we need more guns :D
     
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    Look, the youth of today are basically a lost cause.

    Case in point, tide pods.
    I think arming them and picking off the weak might be the best option.

    If anything it'll result in super dummies setting up aggressive city states.

    I might actually live to see an actual Thunderdome type scenario. I'm ok with this.
     
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    Wait, was he a police officer or a security guard? I'm getting conflicting reports here.
     
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    County Sheriff assigned to the school since 2009. Got paid 75k shekels a year to duck and cover when it was time to step up.
     
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    Turns out the people we pay to be IRL FPS heroes may not always want to risk their lives. It's almost like some people only take a job because it's a paycheck.
     
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    What we need are military drones to protect the kids.

    And school uniforms heavy with kevlar.
     
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    School armory plus new mandatory urban warfare classes where kids learn to be the heroic CoD squad that saves the day.
     
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    That's the precise argument being made
     
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    Yeah, children not wanting to get shot are freedom haters!

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    Because no one goes to shoot up a school with the expectation of being killed or killing themselves, amirite?

    I have a suspicion that the NRA might literally be retarded
     
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    Also nukes under every school canteen. Just in case.
     
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    If we implanted bombs in everyone, we could blow up anyone committing a crime.
     
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