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    My school got like 3 bomb threats in early 2016 and they just locked us down (once for OVER A FUCKING CLASS PERIOD) unlike every other high school (including ones in the Boston area) that also got the threats wtf :mad:

    How's that safe to make us all stay at ground zero? :confused:
     
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    Harris killed a Jew, tho. And niggers are powerless without the kikes backing them.
     
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    You said he has autism right? That makes sense.

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    1:41 No one should have to use xhamster.
     
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    Florida man strikes again
     
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    Just let them decimate their classes if they don't perform to standards.
    Cut out the middleman!
     
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    'I was almost a school shooter'

    “If you see someone who looks like they need love, give it to them,” Aaron said. “Even a small hug, a word, or a smile could actually save lives. Compassion is the only real way we can stop this. Love people even when they don’t deserve it.”

    :tear::clap:
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    I agree with paying teachers less, fucking glorified baby sitters.
     
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    Muh booklearnins :(
     
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    What? Tou think rewarding them for there abysmal job performance is a good.

    New rule if more than 50% of a class fails this year were gonna euthanize the teachers cat.
     
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    Sorry my subpar education is preventing me from being able to decide if this is sarcasm or not.

    I'm saying if teaching positions earned more they would attract more talented people and we wouldn't have nearly as many dumb-dumbs running around
     
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    Lets see how my pet euthanasia plan works than we’ll give your gay idea a try.
     
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    Ya fucking publix school pay, thats your bar.
     
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    Oh dear I think @dropdatwat is having trouble with senior year
     
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    Me too :(
     
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    Starting salary for teachers is low to upper 30's for nine months of work. How does increasing their pay make the children safer when a fucktard storms the school gym on Spirit Day?
     
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    Were not talking about that were talking about abysmal test scores in the American public school system.

    Gretchen wants to pay them more to improve teaching, I want to instill fear.
     
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    No... but if the bruises are visible, people will question.

    I think that I have already worn that one out

    I hope you are using Voice to Text
     
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    http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/grade...o-post-in-god-we-trust-in-all-public-schools/

    Jack Thompson, where art thou?
     
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    Lol wat

    They for some reason had Kevlar vests just laying around?

    Maybe that's a @Solution though. Full body armor for every student who attends. Fuck why not throw in some APCs while you're at it for the drive there.
     
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    I think we can stop mass shooters by threatening to euthanize there pets
     
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