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    Oh, in the whole entire month you've been here? :handjob:
     
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    Dude found a good hobby
     
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    Vacuous leaders of the left.
    1:20 The autism begins at
    2:30 Literally suggests foreign interference in US elections.
    2:37 Prompting a chuckle form Jabba the Hutt
    3:13 Jabba goes full autist.

    3:52 LOL Looks like love.
     
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  6. Illuminati

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    Guess Heston figured out what was going on
     
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    Heston is a class act. Doesn't skip a beat, shoulder slap and walks out. The fucking man.
     
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    Any guesses on when the next incident will be
     
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    Not until after November. With those midterms around the corner the police are actually being proactive. Come January we'll see some teenage trigger action.
     
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    Any guesses on the high score?
     
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    Now that would be just speculation. Although Trump may be unleashing a queer horse in this if he goes ahead and legally deletes the hideously mutilatied. The last one that met the legal definition of a mass shooting was a tranny whose gears seized up.
     
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    Funny how the Vegas shooting is now forgotten. Looks like there was another one today.
     
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    To legally be called a mass shooting you only need three dead. They need to update the lawl
     
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    So did anyone make a thread for the Thousand Oaks shooting yet?
     
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    Why? If we made threads for every little mass shooting in Yankistan it'd just clutter up and swamp the forum.
    Easier to make a thread whenever there's been a week without a mass shooting.
     
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    inb4 @endsenten gives me an autism rating but i was seriously baffled by the reports saying "it's so sad this student died now there's an empty seat" like why didn't they just rearrange the seating?
     
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    Someone get this kid an open mic night. He's like Mitch Hedberg, without the funny
     
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    Thousand Oaks actually was a big story

    It doesnt make sense why we wouldn't be talking about it
     
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    Yank ballistically ventilates other yanks. 7 billion people remain unsurprised.
    Next up, a kitten that waterboards starlings for fun.