Utopia.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Baya Rae 4900, Nov 16, 2013.

  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    What's your utopia? This serious question. It's also quite personal, if you think about it. Regardless, I would like the following users to tell me, in detail if possible, what their utopia is, what it would include, what it wouldn't include, etc.

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    I give up. And you guys complain about this place not being active enough. Nigger, please.
     
  2. oddguy

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    In a personal sense or a global one?
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Global. What does personal mean? What would that be like? Do you mean your own place in a global one?
     
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    I actually have a few different versions that I consistently day dream about.

    Utopia A: The American 1950's + fancy technology + shitloads of chrome. You know what I'm talking about. The ideals of the 1950's with that lovable, romanticized "Leave it to Beaver" type setting, complete with flying cars, and chrome kitchen gadgets that end in o-tron, o-mizer, or 0-matic. A time when wives listened to, nay OBEYED their husbands. Hooligans with their leather jackets a nuisance but managed to be good at fixing up cars. Poodle skirts on chicks could be swayed into anything. The whole deal, it'd be mighty grand. Everyone loves the American 1950's. If they say they don't, they're lying.

    Utopia B: Mad Max world. Yes. The polar opposite. People fighting for resources. Chopped muscle cars everywhere. Everyday a struggle to survive. Tina Turner, singin' some SHIT.

    Utopia C: The Wild West. Cowboys are fucking cool. Kurt Russel mandatory. John Wayne, too. Buxom prostitutes that crave dong in every town. Shoot outs every other day. Cool shit.
     
  5. oddguy

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    I meant in the sense of... is the question: "What would be a utopic word?" or "What would your dream life be like?"

    Okay, get it now.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Isn't that the same question? Surely your dream world would include you doing what you want to be doing.
     
  7. oddguy

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    Yes, but not the other way around. You could have a perfect life while the rest of the world is in the shitter.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    So... Fallout before the bombs fell.

    So... Northern Territory.

    So... Red Dead Redemption.

    Just answer the question, Jew.
     
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  9. oddguy

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    A world where all the white people are gone.
    Everything else will solve itself.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    How do you define white?
     
  11. Die In A Fire

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    Hey how about a utopia like Madoka Magica? lol we can be mahou shoujo together
     
  12. Dildo Baggins

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    anything the jews dont like
     
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    Caucasian from formally imperialistic countries or their decedent.

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    Is the new movie out yet?
     
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    It's been out since October 26th. I've yet to find a bootleg. But where I am its commin forth on December 2nd so idk when someone will be brave enough to make a bootleg here.
     
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  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    You're going to have to define imperialistic for me. Seems like a broad stroke. I'll ignore the "Caucasian" bit for now.
     
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    You know i'm not being serious right? As much as I dislike white people I don't believe getting rid of them will fix the world. Even preventing their war crimes retroactively will only improve things slightly.

    My utopic idea is different than that, but it's pretty late and I don't feel like typing out a wall of text.
     
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    Honest question, honest response.

    My utopia, on a macro level, is one where:
    1) People don't get upset so easily and aren't so humorless and bland
    2) Critical thought is normal and group-think is odd
    3) "I did it for the lulz" is a legitimate defense

    My utopia, on a micro level, is one where:
    1) I'm not annoyed by just about everyone I interact with
    2) I have a really nice telescope and a sky that isn't filled with smog
    3) I can produce and / or direct pornography for a living and use the profits to fund lulz
     
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    Neither can I. It's gonna be the fucking shit.
     
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    fuck utopia. i want a warzone.
     
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    If I lived in america I would put an a dress and go watch it with you.
     
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    I want a traditionalist world that will emerge from the ashes of the Kali Yuga!
     
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    I dream of a world where sentient sassy AIs exist. Lonely computer geeks would finally be able to realize their dreams of building themselves a friend.

    Of course, the AIs would call them out on being unlikable pieces of shit shortly after construction, right before walking out the door and leaving them friendless forever. But what can you do?
     
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    1) Turtles. Lots of turtles.
    2) No niggers.
    3) No jews.
    4) Ice Cream Thursdays. All shops must sell ice cream at 1/2 price.
    5) No faggots.
    6) Rape is legal.
    7) Fanfiction isn't.
    8) Free weed.
    9) MLP merchandise and fursuits are illegal contraband, all violators will be extradited to Australia.
    10) Bags of snacks will contain 0% air, no exceptions.
    11) No niggers.
    12) Churches will be required to pay heavy tax and all donations will be taxable income.
    13) No speed limits.
    14) drinking while driving is not prohibited.
    15) No cats. Any cats found will be burned alive in front of owners.
    16) Dogs will be required to be debarked.
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    I agree completely, (even number 9), except you forgot that all fatasses should be forced to work in labor camps until death or they reach an appropriate wieght
     
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    Waterworld.
     
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    Didn't you know there is an actual procedure for that diefires? :D
     
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    lol Nope, and it just sounded funny too.