user:another_n00b EXPOSED

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Flu, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Flu

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    Proof this guy's a fag.
    see also: ed page.

    Note: "Hello I am not a fur-fag I just [came here to learn to be one]" is the same line a straight guy uses when he first enters a gay bar looking to get his ass poked, and then is no longer straight.

    By now we can rightly assume another_n00b is zipped up tight in his studded leather skunk suit while guys dressed as policeman dogs shit on him, "under arrest."
    You've seen his posts. It's guaranteed.
     
  2. Ahseyo

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    who cares we all know he was a fag already lol
     
  3. Flu

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    In the gritty underbelly of a bad New York street, under the dim haze of streetlight stepped a shadowy, unnamed informant still under the protection program known as the dark of night. His silhouette seemed to drip with the ink of a thousand Dear John notes. His face and body shrouded.

    "It goes deeper than n00b - Ahseyo's in on it too."

    He tossed me a matchbook. Inside it was a tiny picture. I examined it.

    Was this a joke?

    "It's of a truck stop toilet..."

    The guy emerged further from the soot blackened shadow that clung all around him like a $2 prom tuxedo, took a cigarette from behind his ear, put it in his mouth, and lit it. He sneered.

    "The writing's on the wall..."

    I examined the picture again - there! 'For a gay time, call Ahseyo - furs welcome as always.'

    "Front page news," I muttered.

    The Big Apple - "hmmp.." - Full of BIG WORMS.
     
  4. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    short and sweet. you aught to get these things published you know.
     
  5. Flu

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    I got edited it some more out of an autistic need to re-write everything - even shit.

    As far as this shit goes, I don't want it ever published. Just ahseyo's furry head on a platter because of it.
     
  6. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Amen to that.
    Also why not make a thread with all of your stories thus far in it? kind of like an EDF story book. so we can read them to the kids at bedtime.
     
  7. Flu

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    Because the average story is already TL;DR, and therefore only three people actually read them: you, me, and me when I read it aloud to my girlfriend. So, compiling all of them would result in a wall of text so large that even Dr. Rice would flop to his belly and cower before it.

    Also, in all honesty, when I write for EDF, I never try hard. These stories are all write-on-the-fly with one- or two edits. It's hard to put a lot of work into a story about raping a baby... or an old woman.. or a fellow football player... or a cub scout... or myself... or a dog.. or -- you get it.

    Lastly, the only story that ever mattered to me, Flu and Coolfag's Red Lobster Date Rape, is lost to time. That's the ONLY story I want archived, and thanks to that monstrous cunt, girlfatshit, it's gone forever. All that remains is a handful of fanart pictures :(:(:(

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  8. toxicmaniac

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    Factual flawless evidence right there.
     
  9. oddguy

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    Fine detective work.
     
  10. ASSBLONKER

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    ODD GUY I WANT 2 CARES. UR WRINKLED BALLSAC
     
  11. Gruber

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    Going off the fanart alone, that looks to be the greatest story ever told. IT MUST BE RECOVERED.
     
  12. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    wtf? wikifur totally fucked up my ED userbox
     
  13. Edgeworth

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    You make me smile, @Flu.