US Judge Acquits Man of Murder After Realizing Australia Would Make Anyone Want to Kill.

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  1. MrGask

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    Horry shit, look at those eyes. I posted this originally to troll Australians, but he definitely killed her.
     
  2. Lloyd

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    Maybe he suddenly realized he had actually gotten married. Also, he's living proof that the "innocent blonde" type mostly go for scumbags.
     
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    If this bitch had just learned to do what she was told she wouldn't have had more than a black eye instead of having to breathe water. Not so lippy are you now, sweetie.....
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Maybe he realised he just married Renee Zellweger and/or Renee O'Connor.
     
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    What a shitty thing to have to deal with. Your wife just dies in a horrible accident on your honeymoon and you get thrown in jail for it on 2 different continents.
     
  6. I_Cant

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    happens all the time man, spouse is ALWAYS the prime suspect
     
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