US Argues about Letting Women in Combat

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  1. Slavoj Jizzek

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    Can you, like, totally believe the oppression and shit that we go through? Lol I do pushups on my knees! This Ak-47 is, like, soooo heavy!

    Sauce: http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/25/opinion/boykin-women-in-combat/index.html

    tl;dr Wimmenz need higher ranking positions in the mil-tary that they don't already have because patriarchy. Also we're not allowed to draft them. Also we can't impose high standards of physical fitness on them. Also we need to pay female security to make sure they don't get drunk with male troops and have consensual sex get raepd. Also we don't need to have actual competent soldiers and shit anymore because we nukez now. (lol that they let the gayz in before they considered women)

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    Women serving in military combat roles are a perverse sense of "equality." But don't take my word on this!

     
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    Though if they had powersuits, that would make things different.
     
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    Perhaps, perhaps not. Women are reported to have 2x higher instance of PTSD, and that's with their current job of mostly filing paperwork and such. The "brave American soldier" Jessica Lynch was given pristine medical care at the expense of Iraqi civilians when she was captured.

    If women experienced the full brutal face of war, they would break. Fortunately for them, this move has no plans for that. They will be kept out of harm's way much like the Caracal Battalion of the IDF with 70% female membership. Oh, they also have 1 confirmed kill in 12 years of duty that made national headlines. They lost one member had one wounded in the operation, so as a net op they actually lost.

    @Oddguy to confirm/deny this.
     
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    I vomited at the idea of this when I first heard of it. As some sort of joke, the think tanks in the DoD pushed some female marines through training with my unit at Mojave Viper in 2007. Not ONLY were they useless, they shit themselves in terror at simulated artillery and smoke bombs, were the first to require assistance with their combat loads, and were always the first to bitch about something to be expected in a theater of war. And this was TRAINING, not actual combat. Not to mention they are a huge fucking liability. Anyone remember Jessica Lynch? I bet that useless whore is STILL shitting honey baked ham-sized turds from the copious dickings she received. Women still manage to cause damage in death. Biologically, men are supposed to protect women. Squad mates in a combat theater would suffer increased detrimental side effects. For reasons unknown, weaker males often get attached to women and form "bonds", regardless of sexual activity. Jane gets face blown off in firefight, Tommy wets his pants in grief and is useless. What was a 10% decrease in combat effectiveness has been increased, thanks to Jane and her vagina. That whole Hollywood movie war buddy getting shot thing then "RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOO" doesn't happen. Your buddy gets fragged and you think "didn't like that nigger anyway". It's even worse if it's a woman.

    The only, and I MEAN ONLY exception I'm willing to make is for hardcore, bulldyke lesbians. Not frilly porn lesbians, I mean manliness ass women. Why? Those bitches are super fucking furious and have bigger balls than some men.

    I could see the fucking headlines now. "Empowered womyn falls in combat, feminists enraged that the men she was leading an attack against did not fire at the male military personnel first."
     
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    Its about the beta male's orbiter strategy. Or more or less his need for a female mommy figure in his life to fulfill his need for female command over himself. Really, these men have lived with their mothers all their lives telling them what to do and when, do you really expect these fairy pansy faggots will stop being spineless twits just because they mature out of their mothers house?

    Now we have a whole army of these faggots popuating our unversities infected with autism. And they all clog up the very definition of manhood, briding the gap between betafag male and masculine female. So now we have woymenz in the military too, also because of these faggots.
     
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    I think it'll be good. You guys will have more cannon fodder and bodies to pollute nearby rivers so everyone will die from drinking said polluted water.

    On a more serious note, I'm personally fine with women serving on the front line so long as they aren't concerned with getting filthy (or have something to prevent them from getting periods/don't give a shit about it). I don't think it's a good idea for feminine women or those who are weaker minded. The kind of people I'd expect to do well are the full-on dykey women that are practically men with tits.

    A lot of feminazis would be all, "YAY TAKE THAT, MEN! PMS IS OUR SUPER POWER!", but I doubt any of them would understand the problems that would be posed if you got the average woman and chucked her through training. Honestly, I doubt the average female would be able to get through recruit school...
     
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    I think women should be receiving serious psychological and physical damage at the same rate men do so I support this initiative. Joe's right, though. There's only a small percentage of women who would make efficient killers. That small percentage, however, are absolutely fucking insane. Not the sort of people you want fighting against guerillas. They'd just make matters worse.
     
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    Or if not total dykes, at least as ballsy as my beloved Cris Santos:

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    I can't put this in fucking words on how (1) A bad idea it is (2) yet another attempt at social engineering (3) Retarded beyond belief.

    Every cloud has a silver lining, on the bright side the demise of this country is almost insured as we flood our ranks with the weak and incompetent. This will insure our new masters have an easier time taking over this country.
     
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    This is a horrible, horrible idea.

    In the 9 years that I served as active duty USN, I was boots on the ground twice in Iraq. First time was in 2004, in Al Basra, the southernmost port in Iraq. While the USMC/US ARMY/USN SF kicked ass and took names, I was guarding fuel/ammo/gear with the other MAA's from my detachment, and processing EPW's before they shipped off to GITMO. 95% sheer boredom, 5% OH SHIT WTF.

    Second time, I was aboard the Al Basra Oil Terminal, 7 miles offshore the coast, boarding fishing dhows and incoming oil tankers, looking for an enemy that was never there. It was good practice, as I am proud to say that I can clear a vessel with my M4/M9 pretty much blindfolded.

    Anyway, I guess where I'm getting at is that even when conducting low intensity operations like military police work, I still had some female squadmates bitch, moan and complain about the heat, about being cold, about being hungry, or being horny. They cry about how much they miss their husbands/boyfriends/fiances back home, but they are busy getting their pussies filled with cock with the guys from my detachment (or experimenting with yours truly, but w/e). They start drama, they don't carry their own weight around, and they bitch-bitch-bitch....and bitch some more.

    Now imagine actually being in combat arms..or heaven forbid, Special Operations?
     
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    I'd like to join the military. I understand that some people are more suited to work on the front lines than others though, which is why I only applied as a linguist.
     
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    Rather than join the military you could, you know, contribute to society.
     
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    I've met quite a few bull dykes that would be absolutely perfect for frontline combat, mainly because the threat of being completely emasculated by a heavyweight cunt munching battle machine before you get shot would scare the fight out of anyone. However actual women (We'll just count butch lesbians as men) will just fuck things up completely, due to being genetically inferior.

     
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    they don't even have to be in combat to be fuck-ups
    when i was in basic training for the air force, this one girl would sit there and do damn near everything you just described. she'd cry every time the drill sergeant punished her for having a dirty wall locker, complain about missing her bf, and after we got out of basic and went to tech school to learn our jobs, she got pregnant before graduating.

    i can understand complaining about the heat/cold and missing someone, hell... almost everybody does that, it's natural human behavior and a way of bonding and making small talk to get to know the people around you when you're away from home in some situations. i can even understand the sleeping around, as i've heard stories of people cheating on both sides of the gender coin.

    in my eyes it comes down to "does the good outweigh the bad"
    can this person do their job effectively and pull their weight enough to make up for their faggoty behavior?
    in my experience, most of the time if it's a female the answer is no.
     
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    I could still fuckin take her.

    Apparently not even. Jessykins was being stitched up from fractures and other considerably light injuries. by Iraqi doctors who were using most of the supplies they had for her rather than the civies who got their legs blown off and etc.
    We sent entire fucking teams of SEALs and Army Rangers to retrieve her. And all they found were a bunch of scared doctors and civilians. The bitch had been treated perfectly well, even by our standards. And we still wasted precious resources trying to save her. What else could those teams have been doing instead of extracting a woman who was receiving medical care from an area with no hostiles in it?
    Every man serving in the same squad as her is dead. Yet she's the hero because she got some boo-boos and got stitched up in a hospital and received care at the expense of the regular jack-offs there. And you know what? She's still "traumatized" from that.
    As long as women still run on estrogen and have tits/vag, it's a bad idea to have them in combat. they complain about stupid shit and persuade, actively or passively, the men around them to do stupid shit.
     
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    I wanted to get a few references for my resumé and top-security clearance for another job I'm after. A lot of the employers I've spoken to think highly of people who have served in the military.

    It's not something I'd do for the rest of my life, honestly. I'm not suited for it.
     
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    U mean u'd tap that, or what?

    Or are u saying that u can beat the shit out of whom is probably the top female MMA fighter in the entire world?

    I mean...do you think you would do well against Average Joe, pro MMA male featherweight fighter?

    Because a lot of people in the trade think Cris would do...

    For example
     
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    I eat raw ground beef, lettuce, bread and shit out hamburgers. I could kick the shit out of a tree.

    As for fucking that, I have a strict no-dick policy and steroid-enlarged labias count.
     
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    Meh...I eat raw ground beef, lettuce, bread and I shit out a fighting bull goring up a vegan fag...

    Also:

    criscyborg_div06.

    (Nah, just jk...still DO NOT WANT...*bbbrrr)
     
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    Yeah, I mean what's up with that shit?
     
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    Is there a better case for the slippery slope than this ? First,the army becomes pro-fag,now this ! The idea behind only letting straight males serve was to make any ram-rodding or flute tooting highly unlikely,but now it sounds like it's just gonna be a fucking free for all
     
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    I dunno man, but he's a bit of a spastic. If you ever come across him, don't talk to him.

    "...homosexual behavior was encouraged in Sparta and without the same kind of social taboos that exist in our own culture. It was believed by the Spartans that intimate, sexual relationships among their soldiers would make them better fighters, as it would unleash a fierce intensity if their lover's lives were threatened on the field of battle. However, these homosexual relationships were to be suspended when the soldiers returned from battle-- as one of the greatest marks of a Spartan soldier's loyalty and dedication to the state was their willingness and ability to produce children."

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    Would that work now ?
     
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    Would it?