Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

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  1. zaiger

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    Fucking lightweight, amirite? At 16 I would masturbate 50 times in a row before breaking a sweat.
     
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    Too much fapping...
     
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    what a pansy.

    at that time i was firing off knuckle children like an assault rifle.
     
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    At least he died doing what he loved.
     
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    I have questions though Since the article is in Engrish it is not very clear, ya know.

    Like was he on webcam when he died? Is that how they knew he did it 42 times?

    Probably, but I think this kid honestly was just an incredible pussy.

    Edit: oh i read that wrong, whatever.
     
  8. Lucky

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    So what did he actually die of?
     
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    Did he stroke out?
     
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    Anything in excess is bad, anyway how they know he masturbated 42 times?
     
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    FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

    KA SNAP!
     
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    He probably kept a tally on the wall.
     
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    I think his mother was watching him.
     
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    Oh jeez. I can only masturbate once every 24 hours, maybe twice if I am exceptionally horny, but 42 times? WAT
     
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    He must've gone to {{kittens}}
     
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    I'm perfectly capable of masturbating several times to day, but I hate chaffing. Besides, sometimes I can go up to a week without feeling the urge.
     
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    I'm confused. Since there's only one party involved; is it "Death by snu snu" or just "Death by snu"?
     
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    Godammit I searched all over my image folder for that one and you post it! Well fuck it I'm going to post it anyway! [​IMG]
     
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    lol deth by masturbation is teh best way to become an hero

    Now im gonna finger myself until i squirt 42 times
     
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    I imagine he died from dehydration or zinc deficiency. He should've drank more water.

    So, basically, he was a typical teenage boy.
     
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