Unromantically Apocalyptic Alexisssssssssssssss

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  1. n1bblir

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    With Dobson now basically subdued, and the talk on Humon growing my thoughts have turned to this Alexis guy, whoever he is. Although I don't know him very well I do know he's part of fresh epics along with those other two lolcows and has also been mentioned previously in those threads as well.

    So my curiosity is peaked over who the hell is this guy, and the epic lulz which may be sealed within... Considering there is no article on fresh epics yet, any kind of tales or yarns which can be spun about this character would fit me good.

    Although I have heard that he's basically known for photo-manipulation, and seems to suffer from lame attempts to be edgy. So I decided to make a thread dedicated to him based on all this shit. Spin away my friends!
     
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    I don't know, you've pretty much said everything that can be said about him
    All I can add is that he is also the type that genuinely believes "more hits = greater quality", but that's not a trait even remotely exclusive to him
     
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    From what I know, he's the most boring fuck in the entire fresh epics gang. Like Daphne in Scooby Doo without the tits. I'm more interested in the other retards' dull, repetitive, so-kawaii-desu-make-me-popular bullshit like StupidFox and Boggart.
     
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    I don't know, the whole comic seems so... bland. It's not even trying to be edgy, I think, just a whole lot of cracky randmoness in a world that shouldn't be funny or something. It's neither outstanding nor outstandlingy bad. Some of his pictures are even mildly interesting, if you like that kind of thing.

    Save Stupidfox, which I find equally boring, it's one of the trash epics I find quite easy to ignore.
     
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    I like Romantically Apocalyptic, but kind of stopped paying attention, as it only comes out every couple months. I couldn't care less who about whomever makes it though.
     
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    Damn maybe I should've made a thread about someone less boring then.. Like Lady lips or that other woman, who does that stuff that nobody pays attention to.. wait- it seems like they're mostly all pretty boring to begin with I failed :foreveralone:
     
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    No you didn't. Those guys failed by being boring fucks.
     
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    You're right! WTB Fresh Epics Rule 34 plz.
     
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    Dobson and Humon are old news. We really need some new lolcows in the dA threads. A few come to mind but I don't know where to start with them. Maybe start with the top shitty artists on the site - moni158, griffsnuff etc. Same old shit day in day out lapped up by their rapid fans. I don't know but I'm sure this thread can be redeemed.
     
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    I agree, some new lolcows are needed, not to mention a better update for the deviantart portal would also be nice as well. How else am I going to waste my evenings?!
     
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    Time spent laughing hysterically at the mephitic waste of the human race is never wasted time.
     
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    Then like the hunt, begin! :trollface:
     
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    Well, one thing most of the Fresh Epics have in common is the need to self-insert themselves into their bullshit 'art' (much like the rest of dA.) I want to find a new Dolphy. The potential for lulz is astronomical.
     
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    With the new "hacking" on DA it can perhaps be used as a barometer for those who cry and complain the loudest may also provide great lulz too. Although it's not too hard to find targets either, going through popular shitty art or DD's is fairly easy because everyone tends to baw a lot harder when it comes to that kinda shit.

    EDIT: Dolphy name changed to DolphyDolphiana apparently, just for the records.
     
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    What about the other artist in Fresh Epics? The one that makes those meme comics or whatever? I've never read her stuff but I wonder if she's just as a bad as the others.

    Well I know her art is bad but...just wondering.
     
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    I fucking love RA.
    Love the art, as well.
    Why pick on 'em?
     
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    Because I have low self-esteem, that's why.
     
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    oh well.
    Ok.
    I guess.
     
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    I used to like RA. But it got repetitive pretty fast and stale pretty fast.
     
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    I guess the art isn't too bad. But why make comics with this kind of style?

    Also I hear that the guy's a jerk outside of it. Go figure.
     
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    I've always disliked this fuck. the "humor" he attempts to do is painfully unfunny lolrandum junk that doesn't fit the imagery in the slightest. tbh, I'm really amazed he still didn't try to force a meme.

    I remember about him bragging about how much he overcharges his smudged shit (in the order of the thousands of dollars). and, the butthurt from TD's comic about Humon.
    no new lulz though, at least as far as I'm aware.
     
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    That's why I don't get why he makes comics. His art really isn't all that great, better than some but not all that great.

    What comic did TD make that caused the butthurt? I kinda want to know. It's not like I enjoy watching these guys suffer or anything. I mean...do share some info.
     
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    I think the comic was deleted but it was basically just making fun of Humon's comics and saying they suck and Alexiss freaked out and caused this huge shit storm.
     
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    No screens for that?

    I also heard that he's making an "up and coming" tv series or some shit like that.. Probably some lame web-show.
     
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    Isn't the comic set in a sort of Metro 2033/Fallout-esque world? So why the fuck do most of his jokes revolve around tea parties and 'lol you said something random'? His images and dialogue don't match at all, it's just confusing. Also, I get the impression that he is trying to imitate Terry Pratchett's humour and failing miserably.
     
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    I never really saw RA as a humor comic. Certainly I have never laughed reading one. For me it was more about the interesting visuals, and somewhat tolerable story. Plus gas masks and bondage gear.
     
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    I liked it better when it was called 'Gone With the Blastwave'.
     
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    Speaking of which, dude posted three new comics after a 4 year hiatus. He must have finished art school, and then realized how useful an art degree really is.