Undeniable proof that all furries are liberals

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    There are only three socialists on EDF2 who I can think of That being, of course, if you dismiss the local furfag population. Everyone else seem to be indifferent to political parties, as they would rather sit on the sidelines and observe both parties for their idiocy. But even certain furfags consider themselves to be true capitalists, which is laughable, considering that they would all starve to death without the state giving care to them. But even with that being said, how could there be no such thing as a capitalist furry, when there are already ones out there claiming to be? Wouldn't it be possible for a furfag, for their own good or not, to decide and go ahead with supporting a true capitalist state? Well, that's exactly what I'll be discussing in this post.

    Now, with that being said, let us dive right into our first piece of evidence.
    As you can see, many furries like to model themselves after hippies and the sexual revolution kind, some of the worst people to ever have lived. Like most liberals, furries use short-term thinking and logical fallacies to get through situations that would otherwise be stressful for them. And we all know that liberals hate actually working and/or putting effort into anything. Why? Because they're sociopaths. You get rid of the state, people won't be anywhere near as insensitive and angry as they are nowadays.

    There also wouldn't be any fandoms without the state. Furry conventions provide habitats that are safe for these sick fucks to do whatever they want, and because "IT HELPS THE COMMUNITY!!!"

    Who cares about charities? They shouldn't even exist. Public funding is a waste of funding. Speaking of which, we need to stop funding PBS. It is a waste of taxpayer money. It could be only 0.01 percent of the national budget, but that's still 0.01 percent not going towards shit that matters.

    Back to the subject, though. If evidence piece one didn't persuade you, then maybe #2 will:

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    Very interesting. There's not a furries and bronies for McCain, Palin or Ron Paul sign in existence, however, there is one for Obama. Now why might that be?

    Well, knowing that furries use the same logic as hippies, they would be more likely to favor Obama because of his empty promise of "change". Many liberals often like to think only of what the current president might give them, as opposed to learning from past histories.

    Then, of course, there's evidence #3:

    Besides the bullshit about women looking at porn (they don't) I found this to be very accurate. It would only make sense that most of them would be perverts and that most of them would in-fact support cultural Marxism.

    "But SWfag!" I hear you complaining. "You are talking about a majority of niggers, not the small capitalist percentage!"

    Well, let's cover that:

    tl ; dr One cannot call themselves a capitalist and a furry. Hence why @Erotic Bonners, @Linkermann and @moT are all open about their Marxism. With that being said, do you really consider yourself apart of this retched fandom now, @lulzbomb? Would you really want to be up there with horrible people like hippies?


     
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    Well I do live off of the state now. The State provides me a room , food ,and uniforms , training, weapons (2weeks out of the month),schooling . So in those regards I guess I am a socialist , despite having a good buisness going , and making piss load of money off of rich people who dont want to learn how to shape their own lawns. Despite also contributing to the free market by buying goods ,and services. I am a socialist.

    And yes I still have a affinity for anthropomorphic Characters ,and art.
     
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    Fuck off. I'm not interested.
     
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    So you're a furry with capitalist traits. That's a lot better than what I've seen in the past. Many people seem to think that capitalism has social implications, when it clearly doesn't. You seem to understand this.
     
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    Angry angry.
     
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    The hormones causing your balls to itch and acne to spread across your back won't help you win internet arguments.
     
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    What are you even talking about? As if anyone has ever lost an internet argument with you. lol using strawman fallacies =/= winning
     
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    Do you not get it, nobody gives a fuck about the political views of a kid
     
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    Or in your case, using unwarranted self importance and being a sad leftist. Almost the same thing, though.
     
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    Lol and as if you have any good politics.
     
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    You tagged me, faggot.
    I didn't happen upon your gay self-published novel and become overwhelmed with the desire to contribute.
     
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    Do you have an inability to understand a basic sentence?
    I said, nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say about it.

    Me personally? I couldn't care about politics, I live in a country where the two main parties are as stupid as each other and fight over stuff not because they have an actual reason, but simply because they don't like agreeing with the opposition
     
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    I also tagged @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 and Maggot. It's not as if tagging necessarily means that I want said people to join in on the conversation. It just means that I am citing my sources. I could give less of a shit about @tyciol's input, but I tagged him anyways. Don't sperg just because I so-happened to tag you. Dear God, your starting to make feminists look like smart people.
     
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    True. Australia is a very sad place. Same with any place where government healthcare is considered the norm.
     
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    you're*
     
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    Tell me this, why do you talk about the world and politics like you have any understanding of life

    The fact that you spend your days on motherfucking EDF arguing about it (lol) proves you need to go outside more
     
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    When you start tracking someone's menstrual cycle, that's when you know you have a problem, jack.
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    No, it really doesn't.
     
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    Don't correct me on all my shit, woman.

    The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 has an internet degree in what again? Farting?
     
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    Then why do other EDF users tag people in that way? Are they just fucking around?
     
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    I never see people tagging them in that way
     
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    Well, I guess you don't lurk as much as I do. As far as I know, HeliosOne does the same thing, as he has tagged me multiple times when talking with other people.
     
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    Why are you namedropping Helios now?
     
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    Because he's cool. Cooler than that diarrhea I got from 7/11
     
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    @HeliosOne this faggot is talking shit about you