Uncle Goats dA trolling adventures: dpmoonwalker33 and alexatyson!

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  1. demongoat

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    hello kiddies, this is uncle goat here, ready to tell you some new storys:

    as a break from drmusic/nathan/ mary, i decided to go after one of her friends, dpmoonwalker, an equally fucked up faggot like mary. find his page at http://dpmoonwalker33.deviantart.com/

    now i knew he was a faggot from trolling mary but just not how much.
    ponyfag,werefag, bluesbrothersfag, wrestlingfag, crossoverfag, and so much more, all cancer!

    most of his shit is reams of bullshit stories, and one of them he decided to ask for critiques.
    so i made one:
    http://dpmoonwalker33.deviantart.com/#/d5bovxf

    so he responds saying it's cool at first, but secretly he bawwws to his e-girlfriend: http://alexatyson.deviantart.com/?offset=20#comments
    she gets butthurt and attacks me on my page: http://demongoat.deviantart.com/journal/Dragon-rape-via-a-critique-325215658#comments

    truly it was a good day.
    after this i wrote another one for dp! this time as a double feature, it is for our friend the weregrinch/wereleno/werefag.
    http://demongoat.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=1#/d5dtfos
    like he attempted before, double penetration, my petname for him <3, acted all cool and shit, but i was told by my e-spies that he deleted it!
    why is that? why did he do that? butthurt! so the lulz was had.

    but as i was running dry on what to write about, i decided alex would be fun to play with, so i visited her profile:http://alexatyson.deviantart.com/
    now as with all 13 year-olds when confronted, they lash out and attack anything they don't like, but thanks to the wonderful folks at EDF i was ready for her. though it didn't take much to break her spirit, and she called on her personal army.

    but before that, i wrote another story, now dp a man looking for my approval and love like a small puppy, asked me to read one of his stories.
    found on my page, and here is his stories: http://dpmoonwalker33.deviantart.com/gallery/37834575 truly vomit inducing.
    here is my story: http://demongoat.deviantart.com/#/d5dz5bk expect to see links to the next batch kiddies if he doesn't bawwweleet them.
     
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    LOL JOB WELL DONE!!!
     
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    you should see some of the other posts i've getting, internet tough guys, white-knights, cry babies of all stripes!
     
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    read alex's page, where i talk to her, her whiteknights are trying to tilt at me! i'm the motherfucking dragon bitches!
     
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    I saw that. lol
     
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    lol i may not be the greatest troll but this is fun and i enjoy bringing happiness to all the little childrens.

    all shall receive candy and pony-rides today, in celebration of my victory!
     
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    lol for my next trick i'm going to find a crappy fanfic one of these tards wrote and rewrite it.
    that should make them bawwww.
     
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    don't forget to screencap EVERYTHING!
     
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    Yeah those faggots will hide anything.
     
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    i decided to finally upload some of the screen caps i managed to get.

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    yeah screencap newfag, but i've gotten better.
     
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    @demongoat you seem to be losing your temper at a few points. The essence of trolling is causing someone else to lose their temper while not losing your own. I'll give you one of my past exchanges as an example.

    I was bored on a rainy weekend 3 months ago and decided to head over to YouTube where I found this video. I started off by making a comment parodying some of the language that the original douche used in the video.

    Now after I did this a lot of things happened, between now and the time I was finally blocked (and unlike @Magnum I didn't give enough of a shit to evade it). All of which can be found here. Notice though that I never lost my temper here. I just gave people enough rope to hang themselves.

     
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    nah that is perception, confusion and manipulation, i was never angry. i just made it seem that way to keep them confused.
    i do it to mary all the time, it keeps people guessing. call it a form of verbal gaslighting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting
     
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    Update on dpmoonwalker33: He is a profoundly retarded paraplegic, as can be found out on the first page in the Mew Brown thread.

    For a time, Mew Brown believed that dp was Chris Garza, DrMusic's delusional tranny whiteknight (not gonna bother posting the writeup from Page 276 of More DrMusic2 Faggotry that @FlamingTofuSquare wrote, I'm sure its shitART has made its rounds in the DevTART forum and that he is fairly well-known here), I had a screencap until I deleted most of my Mariana content and didn't think I'd need that screencap. The delusion that Gabe Velez was Chris Garza ended when Gabe showed himself to Mew Brown's circle.

    (Chris Garza is an obese light-skinned Hispanic male tartlet, who currently has the look of a mall goth butch Roseanne Barr or Barbara Chandler in John Lennon glasses, and has been buddy-buddy with Mariana for years, s/he is most certainly not dpmoonwalker33)