Umad?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by madh8r, Sep 9, 2011.

  1. madh8r

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    I dont spit fire i explode hot lava
    I creates earthquakes call me the Allmighty Allah
    I am the true possesor of the allmighty dolla
    Holla at your balla calla me the shot colla
    I dont make it rain no i just I call a huricane
    Im colder than a glacier and I am immune to pain
    I shoot lightning from my eyeballs that will melt your fucking brain
    I am hotter than sun and i got magma in my viens
    I got a sawed off I'll use it to knock your jaw off
    I might be Jewish but i just burned you like the holocaust
    Your boys be like damn the h8r be talking shit
    While I shred you and cut your epeen into little bits
     
  2. TwoStar

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    I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
    I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam
    But now in these places you won't catch me dead
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    I do what I want to; no worries, no cares
    If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
    Way up to a level where astronauts dread
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    The stair climbing's nothing, I couldn't care less
    I don't rush for buses and trains are a mess
    There's no one to care for, I don't make a bed
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
    My head's above water, so don't make a wave
    There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
    No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
    Now I call this living, what's more, like I said
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new
    You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
    You think I have problems, but you do instead
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    I live with two people, I like both of them
    He likes both of me and I like both of him
    They're my alter-egos and to them I'm wed
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

    There's no civil status in my neighborhood
    It's that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
    I don't take the lead but I like to be led
    'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
     
  3. Dynamic Entry

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    this thread is ASS.
     
  4. TwoStar

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    Yep, Umad.
     
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    Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke
    Throw you in a choke - gun smoke, gun smoke
    Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer
    The hooker layer - motherfucker say your prayers
    Hail Mary full of grace.. smack the bitch in the face;
    take her Gucci bag and the North Face
    off her back, jab her if she act
    funny with the money oh you got me mistaken honey
    I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
    The Visa, kapeesha? I'm out like, "The Vapors"
    Who's the one you call Mr. Macho, the head honcho
    Swift fist like Camacho, I got so
    much style I should be down wit the Stylistics
    Make up to break up [singing in background] niggaz need to wake up
    Smell the indonesia; beat you to a seizure
    Then fuck your moms, hit the skins til amnesia
    She don't remember shit! Just the two hits!
    Her hittin the floor, and me hittin the clits!
    Suckin on the tits! Had the hooker beggin for the dick
    And your moms ain't ugly love; my dick got rock quick
    I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown
    I was "Humpin Around" and "Jump-in Around"
    Jacked her then I asked her who's the man; she said, "B-I-G"
    Then I bust in her E-Y-E
     
  6. madh8r

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    If this thread is ass then you're Goatse
    Maybe you can learn if you listen closely
    YOu can talk shit just get off your dick and ryhme
    But you know the h8r gonna fuck you like a war crime

    Im on that LS klick, OG A-Ops
    Got that D-dos shit, that bring the cops
    I'm sicker than a skateboarding AIDS infested rapist
    If you bitches got beef snort a queff and go gay kiss.

    I kick it with your bitch and I just busted a fat load
    Fuck with devast8r I will crack you like a hashcode
    Better treat me like a mod or you'll get B& hard
    My style phat and stupid like a chantard

    Don't fuck with the h8r I will hit you like a frieghter
    Call me Tetragrammaton I am the ultimate creator
    Call be Adonoi I am the Alpha and Omgega
    The mighty hand of God crashes to earth to break ya
     
  7. Dynamic Entry

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    i have a medal. your arguement is invalid.
     
  8. zaiger

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    WTF IS THIS SHIT?
     
  9. Gwazi

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    Can't wait for the white people status of this thread
     
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    ALL THE NIGGERS IN THE SHOP ARE HOMO FAGS
    ALL RAPPERS IN THE UNIVERSE WERE FUCKED BY THEIR DADS
    NOBODY IN THIS THREAD IS BLACK AND THEY ALL LIKE DICKS
    BECAUSE RAP IS THE MAIN SPORT OF THE HOMOSEXUAL OLYMPICS
     
  11. madh8r

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    Mother fucking shit, that mike got raped with muddy dicks
    Now I'ma get wild like hoodlums with bats and bloody bricks.
    I pack a full clip of sylables for my lyrical machine gun
    Bitch did you think this is just satirical clean fun?
    Your rhyme says alot about you, like you need help
    If this is the gay olympics then you're michael phelps
    Sorry to hurt your feelings, I know you got daddy issues
    Call the whambulence pussy Dynamic got some tissues
     
  12. Trixie

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    whose dick did you suck to get that!?!?!?
     
  13. madh8r

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    Shitpost metropolis? h8rs gonna h8, but I thought we were here to insult each other in witty and crass ways, which is all rap battling is. If your a good and funny troll you should have no problem battling. Ediots are some of the funniest Anon out there, because only the funniest material is included in the wiki. I haven't found a real contender on /rap/ or /nig/ but I think there's one here.
     
  14. Dynamic Entry

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    no ones, i just gotta break in to your place and rape you.

    save me a plate.

    <3
     
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    wonderful.
     
  16. faggotmaximum

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    CALL THE WAAAMBULANCE BECAUSE MADH8R IS CLEARLY MAD
    LOL I THINK I STUMBLED UPON SUPRESSED MEMORIES CONCERNING HIS DAD
    SORRY TO REMIND YOU IT'S A BAD IDEA TAKING UP RAP TO STOP BEING GAY
    ALSO YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A SOCK THAT BELONGS TO VROOMIE JAY
     
  17. TwoStar

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    These are some terrible poems I am reading.
     
  18. madh8r

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    Don't think you can step right in
    To the circle so you battle with the champion
    Cause I'll bash you out
    I'll smash you out
    Like you was ash in my bowl I will cash you out
    Cause you seem like the type who swallows and doesn't spit
    lips on an enema tube sucking up shit
    Faggot daddy-fucker shit-stick sucker
    Daddy fucked your ass cause you couldn't please your mother
    She didn't want you she wanted your little brother
    But like The Aristocrats I heard you all just fuck each other
     
  19. faggotmaximum

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    lol e rap usi
     
  20. madh8r

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    Put that shit back in your sig man that's like my soundtrack for this forum
    EDIT: fuck yeah
     
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    aw shit...
    when i get home from work imma rock the bells offa this shit.
     
  23. madh8r

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    Bro this is old that fucking newfag (85 posts in one day?) got the drop on me and bumped it up. Shit's embaressing I'll have a better thread up soon.
     
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    haters gonna hate :lulzsec: