UK takes a stance against stabbings!

Discussion in 'News' started by Failstation, Mar 14, 2019.

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    Nice quotes
     
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    A few bad guys do things wrong and all of a sudden the higher ups want the entire nation to get shit for it. Quality work, UK. You're doing well.
     
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    Soon to be banned screwdrivers other than stubbies.
    You will need a license to be able to take off a wall plate.
     
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    UK will finally be like a prison island when all of the remaining knives are shanks. Next up is a permanent curfew after 9 pm, guard towers and kids in elementary school are taught not to point metal spoons at each other and how to avoid being raped.

    But little did they know that plastic can be sharp too.
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    Those are coated stainless steel.
     
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    Can't wait for kids to start stabbing each other with pointed sticks.
     
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    The only way to stop these stabbings is to require more state enforced lgbtq acceptance classes in schools
     
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    Khan is to blame for this, by the way.
     
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    >Mindless, uneducated barbarians are committing knife murders on civilians.

    What do you do?

    Make more police patrol the streets and intervene?
    -Nope, costs actual money.

    Deport said mindless barbarians?
    -And stop rape gang money from flooding into Khan's pockets? Nah.

    Ban knives?
    -Yes!
     
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    crude metal fabrication is much easier when you don't have to grind a chunk of stainless steel against a cinderblock wall to make a shiv. UK is just one giant prison.
     
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    Seems to be more like a bomb testing site
     
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    I have allways been a firm believer in banning all forms of cutlery. You will eat a steak with your hands and you will like it.
     
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    Yeah who needs extra steps in eating something when we have hands
    No more convoluted steps. Eat that shit like you just killed it
     
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    It's like what they did to Australia, but in reverse now. Should make for more interesting news eventually.