UK military trolling millenials for teh lulz

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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    Because getting your legs blown off is a great opportunity for personal development amirite?
     
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    And then after the war they can post a #ShellShock selfie on instagram. It's a win-win situation.
     
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  4. Groyper Supreme

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    If they really wanted millinals to join they would have recruiting posters with titles like:

    Learn all about the joys of socialist mass punishment. Join the Military.
    Learn all about the joys of a central controlled pay scale. Join the Military.
    Join the military and witness the meaning of income equality and how it erodes you very soul.
    Learn all about the corruption of protected positions, similar to a socialist government. Join the Military.
    Free sex change. Join the military.
     
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    Anybody who's willing to lay down their lives for the UK government is a fucking retard.
     
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    That's actually not that bad of an idea.
    "You gotta work extra hard for that extra dick..."
    "I'm doing it for my country. And for my new tits."
    Keep it up and you might actually become a new age recruitment officer! :)
     
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    The USA is also having trouble finding viable recruits. Presumably because all the anti-white propaganda and laws are finally having the desired effect.
     
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    Imagine actually believing that the US military doesn't want to recruit white people in order to destroy the white race.

    Shit The Member Formerly Known As Baya, you may be onto something.
     
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    That "something" is called autism.
     
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    Cue in the immediate butthurt reaction of an untermensch specimen with elementary school-level insults. You make Peewee Herman sound like R. Lee Ermey.
     
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