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Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, May 23, 2013.
@CallMeMaggot tell him i want him to come here and tell me all about his prison mma experiences
As you can see, he didn't last very long...it's the problem you get when you are acustomed to people sucking ur little pecker...
he's a little bitch, whenever someone calls him out for being an egotistical faggot his response is 'come back and talk to me when you have achieved something' despite riding on other peoples achievements his whole life
lol its all an act. hes a guru. hes supposed to act like that. i promise you he knows how preposterous it all is.
no he rerally doesn't, riding his dick only makes yourself look even worse
i honestly laugh when i'm called ED's attention whore, because i will never be able to hit the desperation levels of weev
we were sitting in a bar and i had just shown up and he was already hammered and he got up in my face and kept
laughing maniacally about how people thought all these great things about him and none of them were true.
he nearly hyperventilated from laughing. he definitely knows its all a joke.
i might be riding his dick, but yall niggaz are jelly as fuck.
anybody that gets any kind of success or fame at anything has a million jack offs like you being mad about it.
A whole lot of care and for what?
lol and i fully believe thats true, likey haha
and i think youre bitter about it
Being smart enough to be conscious, in your moments of clarity, about how pathetic your behaviour is doesn't make a lot of a difference if you lack the will or resources to stop doing it...and in fact, boasting about that makes you look like if you were just covering your back upon the inevitable incoming mockery...
What act? The act of telling that you beated big guys at jail, being a scrawny neckbeard? The act of spewing comical bullshit? The act of looking like a douche?
How that improves his "guru status"?
lol youre awfully critical of some stranger on the internet.
you know we have a thread just for that. its called "tom preston did it again"
and yeah weev does the same thing likeicare does, which is act like hes big shit and say a lot of shit to get people upset.
looks like it worked lol.
So when he said "in prision I was able to hold my own in fights with people much larger who didn't understand how useful knees were" it was a leet troll plan to rustle jimmies, and not a pathetic attemp at looking as a master tactician, capable of holding his own against Bubba just with his brains?
I knew he was full of shit. Douchebags with huge egos don't last very long in prison. In fact, people like Weev are one of the most targeted by inmates. He was probably one of those solitary confinement fairies, too.
"I have a big swastika on my chest."
Did he receipts of this?
*Did he post
Sure some small guys can put on a show against someone who dramatically outweighs them, but they're highly trained ankle biters. In a normal fight, a one hundred pound weight difference equals to a one punch KO almost every time.
That's a good point. Some scrawny men have spent their whole lives defending themselves, so they are forced to be tough and learn how to fight. While those who have looked big and tough all of their lives don't have much fighting experience, because they have never been in a real fight. People are afraid to fight the big guys, I guess. Yet, they are the first to get knocked out by the scrawny guys with much experience.
Not what I'd call a White Pride swastika...more like a emohipster one, with all the scary skulls and shit...
Also, macrocephaly is a bitch
..and that's why there are strict weight classes in any serious combat sport...I feel dumb just by stating the obvious...
i got punched in the throat by a guy that outweighed me like 150 lbs and i was standing in the grass
and i skidded like 6 feet and tore all the grass offf the lawn and kinda choked.
he was fat though and his fists were fat. it didnt even hurt that bad.
then he got me in a headlock and i bit a chunk out of his arm and threw up and the fight ended.
that was a buddy fight though. we werent trying to kill eachother. well probably werent, he did punch me in the fucking throat haha
I hope the needle used to draw that tattoo was contaminated with AIDS.
Dude...how I'm not gonna laugh at your bullshit? I'm human!
You have no sense of limits when you make up this kind of crap...
Now tell us again how Messijessie is the most dangerous person around hero to have a fight with...not that you are trying to make us believe that a scrawny ass (like you! what a coincidence!) can be deadly hahaha
Or is he almost a midget? He has the physical constitution of one...
5' 5'' from the horse's mouth
Take a couple on inches out...lol
Also, from that OKcupid rofile:
I've beaten 9 felony charges. I just got out of prison after winning my appeal. If you google me, you'll find literally thousands of news articles about me. I've been mentioned in every news publication in the world multiple times.
Master trolling there again, not USI at all
Btw...he is 30. Fuck!
He looks as old and as bald as me, if not more...and I'm 15 years older, lol
weev didn't even make the man height chart
Suprise, speed and nonlimited intent will get you a win... once, maybe twice.
However, in a closed environment eventuality is a bitch, weight is good friends are best.
I've been 6'2" @ 200+ pounds for 19 years, while I've had my bell rung by smaller folks but it never bodes well for them if we go distance.