UBERDOX DOXINFUKKEN

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, May 23, 2013.

  1. GSTalbert1

    GSTalbert1
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    6,754
    Occupation:
    Part Time Substitute Teacher Full time Teal Deer

    Fixed!

    (would have used "metaphorical opposite" but I need to start cutting down on two dollar words, it's a bad habit but not an affectation.)



    I really hope I didn't imply that. I don't believe that biologically based racial differences actually exists so when I say literal I am referring to the concrete meaning of the written word's definition ie it's literary meaning. the Heebs are the oldest surviving culture and, as far as defined cultures go, I'm pretty fresh; the Palestinians may be able to contest me on that one.

    Edit: @scumhook I used literal 3 times in one post. Jesus H Christ wtf? Baya and those ladies at the nearby circle K are right, I do drink a lot.
     
  2. Nouble Digger

    Nouble Digger
    Expand Collapse
    FURFRIEND

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,401
    Occupation:
    bad artist, pls commission
    It's all about perspective. I always try to keep in mind the duality of every situation, every interaction. There's always two sides to every story. From my perspective, it's about me not being an idiot on the internet. From your perspective, I am just some boring dude on the internet. An image that I attempt to maintain; a person of non-interest. I am relieved to hear that I am doing it well.


    Fair enough, but I'm here if you ever want to have a conversation that isn't just slinging insults back and forth like kids on the playground.
     
  3. Fraud Based Economy

    Fraud Based Economy
    Expand Collapse
    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,819
    Okay, GLaDOS. God you're so unoriginal.
     
  4. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    How much do you normally pay for words?

    I would GTS "two dollar words" to see wtf it means, but i can't be arsed.
     
  5. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:

    I have never seen someone play a Portal game, let alone play it myself.
     
  6. Fraud Based Economy

    Fraud Based Economy
    Expand Collapse
    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,819
    Then how did you know the reference came from Portal?

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:

    Because I know what GLaDOS is. It might be a surprise to you, but I have read Portal's ED article.
     
  8. uberfukken

    uberfukken
    Expand Collapse
    obsolete mule

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2011
    Messages:
    23,917
    I'm about to start shit up again unless you shut the fuck up.
     
  9. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    @Dr. Rice - are you gonna take that shit from Karen Goldfarbowitz???

    No, you're fucking not.

    Jump on your broom and wave your fucking organic wand around baby.
     
  10. Bottom Feeder

    Bottom Feeder
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2011
    Messages:
    5,963
    Occupation:
    GBP Management Assistant
    Well, you're welcome, boo.

    But I can't risk having a serious conversation oti. I'm afraid of getting too attached.
     
  11. iwish6million

    iwish6million
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    May 7, 2013
    Messages:
    884
    Occupation:
    Holocaust Reenactor
    Home Page:
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Fraud Based Economy

    Fraud Based Economy
    Expand Collapse
    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,819
    You read articles for games that you haven't played (thus losing crucial context for many of the jokes)? Excuse me for a moment, I'll be over here on this side of the internet laughing my ass off at you.
     
  13. Bottom Feeder

    Bottom Feeder
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2011
    Messages:
    5,963
    Occupation:
    GBP Management Assistant
  14. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:

    Because this article is only about the game

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Portal
     
  15. Fraud Based Economy

    Fraud Based Economy
    Expand Collapse
    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,819
    Yeah I'm taking a look at it right now. And I stand by my point that the entertainment value is near zero without having played the actual game (and the accuracy isn't much better) . You've read the equivalent of a message being passed down along a line of kindergarten kids with the words "purple monkey dishwasher" tacked onto it. No wonder your head is full of shit if you're taking those wiki articles at face value.
     
  16. GSTalbert1

    GSTalbert1
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    6,754
    Occupation:
    Part Time Substitute Teacher Full time Teal Deer
    :dongcopter:
     
  17. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    wut?
     
  18. GSTalbert1

    GSTalbert1
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    6,754
    Occupation:
    Part Time Substitute Teacher Full time Teal Deer

    I usually state simple things in an overly complicated way, that's bad and I need to learn not to.
     
  19. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    Your verbosity in no way diminishes the love I feel for you.
     
  20. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:

    Yes because I must have personal experience to appreciate something I read. Now you are thinking with portals.
     
  21. GSTalbert1

    GSTalbert1
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    6,754
    Occupation:
    Part Time Substitute Teacher Full time Teal Deer
    Truff
    Japanese_Cow_Milking.
     
  22. CrackRabbit

    CrackRabbit
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2012
    Messages:
    320
    Occupation:
    ٫ٙ٫ٕ̙ٕ̘ٕ̘༵shill⌨ِّٕ̙̖ٕ̗̘̖̙ٖ͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛
    Yahoo! bought tumblr like a week ago so they're fine, they won't do anything.
     
  23. ilovejesus69

    ilovejesus69
    Expand Collapse
    Crisis Actor

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2011
    Messages:
    10,066
    I've been thinking about getting a barbeque. Should I get gas or coal?
     
  24. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    Gas.

    Coal's nicer, especially if you're roasting a leg of pork, but you can't beat the convenience of gas.

    Even better if you've got a gas feed from the mains out where your barbie is. No fucking around with changing gas bottles.
     
  25. ilovejesus69

    ilovejesus69
    Expand Collapse
    Crisis Actor

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2011
    Messages:
    10,066
    You make a compelling argument.
     
  26. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    If you think my argument's compelling, you should see the fucking steaks & sausages...

    Also, if you put lava rocks under the grill plates (not the hot plates) then you'll get the nice radiant heat for your sausages n shit.
     
  27. Slavoj Jizzek

    Slavoj Jizzek
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2012
    Messages:
    2,086
    Occupation:
    I'm an evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
    This and if you turn into a survivalist and want to get a generator, you can get a propane generator that runs off of tanks and ostensibly have power while your dumbass neighbors are all desperately scrounging for enough gasoline to run their hair dryers, George Foreman grills, flatscreen tvs, and all of the other stupid shit people use generators for in power outages.
     
  28. cæk

    cæk
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 21, 2013
    Messages:
    35
  29. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,899
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
  30. cæk

    cæk
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 21, 2013
    Messages:
    35