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Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, May 23, 2013.

  1. Nouble Digger

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    I personally believe that anybody can transcend the laws of human decency and become a lolcow.

    Sometimes they do it on their own, sometimes they need some encouragement.

    However, for the sake of proving you wrong, let us look at the law:
    I don't see the word lolcow anywhere in that description, oh, but I see "person". Which is abstract enough to mean anybody. If there's a dichotomy, it should be drawn. Maybe you could nut up and make that edit. Instead of being literally, in every shape and form, a bottom feeder of the forum.
     
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    Nope, he isn't ;)
     
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    Dude get in tinychat right nowlol
     
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    Thanks!
     
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    You're still cuter so don't get jealous. I still fap to your avatar and all that. xoxo
     
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    He cocked up uber's profession? LOL. Even I know what his job is (vaguely) and not because he's given me anything special or because I'm looking for it, but because he's mentioned it on here himself before. Phobos sucks at data mining.
     
  7. uberfukken

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    Phobos also sucks at data protection.

    Vail, CO is a ski resort.
     
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    No shit???

    You mean that Karen's real name ISN'T "Daniel Goldbergawitz"????

    And he didn't go to some nigger college in downtown Beirut the southside???

    Fuck. Phagboss really had me going.
     
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    The fact that nobody mocks you is due to indifference. It shouldn't be viewed as an accomplishment. Why is it so hard to embrace your irrelevance?

    And I'm not getting caught up in some autistic technicality discussion, so drown alone in your literal interpretation of...everything.
     
  10. CallMeMaggot

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    Hard to believe, I know, I know...
     
  11. Bottom Feeder

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    Two jew mods!?

    [​IMG]
     
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    The more jews we have in mod positions the better. I love Jews, 9 times out of 10 they are hands down awesome when it comes to interpersonal shit, Politics not so much. I think it's because jewish mothers + a good rabbi = smart jew.
     
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    Idk what to think anymore.

    Are jew a jew tew?
     
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    No, sort-of the opposite - Wasp. My great great great grandfather ran away when he was 14 from some backwater where they speak french (has to be Louisiana) in the civil war to start over fresh. Found a job as a cowboy in Texas after the civil war earned some land and married one of the yokels. He claimed it's because his parents wanted him to become a priest and after catechism he thought Catholicism was all bullshit and he took off. He never spoke french again and didn't speak it to his kids. He would read it and would respond to it in English but never speak it. Apparently he would say really odd things like "To the store I go." Technically my heritage begins with him (adding to that it all takes place in America), he dumped out everything before him.

    I'm the first in five generations to start speaking French again but it's very different than inheriting it. My interest in the Jews is that their heritage is ancient while mine is just beginning. I agree that new is not better than old, far from it; but, that said, I feel it needs me more (if that makes any sense) which is complicated by my love of homobuttsex.
     
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    it was hilarious. the info is obviously fake.

    fursuit litigation is probably not in your job description.
     
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    Yeah, but how awesome would it be if it was? Which only adds more fail to Fagboss.
     
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    I only read as far as the first name.

    He can hide behind his games but the fact is he's been actively searching for the real thing.
     
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    i laughed my ass off. it made this thread worth the constant updates i recieve about it.
     
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    I'm not sure that's the literal opposite of a Jew.

    Is there such a thing as a literal opposite of a particular race?
     
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    Here's another update for you, bitch.
     
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    Finding it won't change the fact that he's an uberfaggot and your bitch.
     
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    Opposite in the sense that I am one of the newbie goyem.
     
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    Well then I'd hardly class that as a "literal opposite".

    More like a "metaphorical opposite" or "thank fuck I'm not a heeb".
     
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    That's the best part. As soon as he gets my dox, I'll plaster them all over the site. I answer to nobody, don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, and have and always will work independently for myself. I'd dox myself, but that would just spoil the fun.
     
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    Excellent point and...
     
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    Guess what? No one cares! Especially anymore! @Meepsheep and company has science to do!
     
  27. uberfukken

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    Then go do it and quit bumping my fucking thread. You non-caring jackasses are the reason there's 900 posts in this fucking landfill.
     
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    Oh.

    Well now that you mention it, I appear to be lacking a conclusion...

    I'm literally fucked.
     
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    Good. I am glad both parties understand that this is officially over.
     
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    Sol posted his sauces, and then I posted one of mine.

    I know you're a stickler for the facts, and would not have wanted this gross miscalculation to have gone unchecked.