I personally believe that anybody can transcend the laws of human decency and become a lolcow. Sometimes they do it on their own, sometimes they need some encouragement. However, for the sake of proving you wrong, let us look at the law: I don't see the word lolcow anywhere in that description, oh, but I see "person". Which is abstract enough to mean anybody. If there's a dichotomy, it should be drawn. Maybe you could nut up and make that edit. Instead of being literally, in every shape and form, a bottom feeder of the forum.