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Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, May 23, 2013.

  1. uberfukken

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    So for the past few hours @phobossOfLulzsec has been rummaging through all my old posts collecting information. I really feel sorry for him at this point, because 98% of what I post is absolute shit and there's 8000 of the nasty fuckers to weed through. Here is a visual depiction of what @phobossOfLulzsec has been up to all day:

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    By now he has collected the five photographs of myself on this forum, all of which will have poorly cropped penis circling them in short time. Pretty sure he has a cap of a massive $3000 paycheck I made 12 years ago, my location (Chicago, IL), and the fact that I'm self-employed.

    Not sure if he has my legal name, but here's to hoping.

    Phobos, once you have my dox in a neat little box, please post them in this thread. I am overjoyed that I have rustled your jimmies hard enough for you to spend your valuable time (lolno) researching my tenure within this community. A forum member by the name of @Solution will confirm if my dox are correct, as we both know the "victim" (lol) is not always truthful about such matters.

    Patiently waiting,

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    ok, karen
     
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    Phobos can go fuck himself. I pissed him off once, and I will gladly do it a 2nd time.
     
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    Phobos must have the Diamond Badge for being gay.
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    Everyone is boring

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    Uber is my peeps, but werejohn candy snatch slap me if I don't love a good game!

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    They're only dox when there's a correct ssn in it.
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    That's where you come in! Stud.
     
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    They are attracted to movement, they wont dox you if you don't move.

    Stay still, karen.
     
  11. phobossOfLulzsec

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    I guess massive queers get paranoid easily. No one has claimed or even wanted your dox.

    I spent maybe an hour collecting some of your personal details so that I could better frame what kind of person you are uberfukken. It was pretty much what I guessed.

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    A 30 year old balding man who up until a year ago worked at a restaurant to pay rent for a hole in the wall apartment and Dollar Tree shampoo. Now currently employed as a professional forum authority at Internet Biz LLC. I guess they accept bitcoins at Section 8 housing these days.

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    Once Karen's address is confirmed, I'm going to use his SSN to send Sonic shakes to him with lewd delivery notes.
     
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    Fucking nice one :D

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    i'm so glad meepsheeps butt buddy is staying behind.

    we're getting so much entertainment from him.like watching a five year old on a sugar rush who just discovered porn.
     
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    Oob's a fairly handsome nigga.

    No homo.

    Well, maybe a little homo.
     
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    You realize this has been, like, more than a week of this shit
     
  23. phobossOfLulzsec

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    Might help if you did some situps Elijah, you fatass
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  26. phobossOfLulzsec

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    Lollin at the roll of paper towels next to the bed
     
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    Why is that funny?

    What do you use to clean up spills (of any variety)?

    Or do you just leave slop where it lands?
     
  28. phobossOfLulzsec

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    I don't eat in bed like most normal people.

    It's funny because he spends all his time masturbating furiously.

    No wait it's funny because your cocksucking blinds you from obvious jokes.
     
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    So you never masturbate?

    Or do you just leave your jizz where it lands?
     
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