U.S. to beef up missile defense against North Korea, Iran

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    Just fucking invade them already you lazy pricks.

    sauce: http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/15/us/north-korea-missile-defense/index.html
     
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    Military Spending is the one kind of spending which is fiscally responsible, Kind of like fucking a chick in the ass is the one kind of sex god cant see.
     
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    Fuck's sake, why is this news? WE GET IT, NORTH KOREA. YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH. Now go play with your under sized penises and send us more whores. Lord know we need 'em.

    North Korea isn't capable of firing NERF into South Korea's backyard, let alone intercontinental ballistic fucking missiles into Washington D.C. Kim Jong Un can suck my red, white, and blue dick. He'll never be as good as the Master Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il. That man single-handedly made North Korea BEST KOREA.
     
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    You know, that's exactly what they said about Kim Jong-il after Kim Il-sung passed away...
     
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    The fact any of you think anyone is going to give a shit and come to North Korea or Iran's defence is lol.
     
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    The U.S. adds more security blanket to the west coast. Whooooooo!

    Whenever they do stuff like this, I can't help but think that it is really just a matter of manufacturing a threat.
    Gov: "Lets build missile defense."
    People: "Why"
    Gov: "To defend against missiles Best Korea will probably have in several years."
    People: "Ok"
     
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    We already have a stellar defense shield. We've had one since the 90's. You think they stopped working on Star Wars just because the Cold War ended? Think again. George Lucas was at it in the 90s and so were the brave men and women in the US Intelligence and Logistics sector. Whenever I hear anybody pissing and moaning or carrying on about nuclear armageddon in the US, I just laugh.

    The only thing Iran can nuke is Israel. The only thing Best Korea can nuke is Japan. They would have to resort to nuking our regional allies in hopes of fucking with us.
     
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    Iran, maaaaaybe, North Korea, definitely not. The US helped Iran somewhat recently, so there's no reason why they won't do it again. I mean, they fucked up pretty badly in the Middle East so I doubt they'll be focusing on those parts for a bit.

    Oh wait, we're talking about America...
     
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    There's a decent chance they could hit alaska, but what the fuck is in alaska? Nothing but Sarah Palin and snow niggers. That being said, I can see Iran and North Korea working together, it wouldn't surprise me if Iran decided to strike whenever North Korea launched an attack against Japan or whoever they decide to attack.

    I can see them doing it and seriously thinking "hey, they won't invade us... they never did before", of course this is a lie, the US would invade right away despite what china or russia said because you know, they launched a nuclear strike. How they would invade, is the question...
     
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    KJ-un is obviously getting high on the adrenalin rush from threatening the US, soon he's going to need something better to get his fix and blow you fuckers up.....i'm pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck about the consequences
     
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    Yeah, maybe if we weren't openly talking about destroying them, they wouldn't be so damn eager to get nukes.
    But whatever. The most they can do is kneecap one of our major trading partners. Congratulations! You've made it not worth our while to wipe you off the face of the Earth. Now get back to having nothing.
     
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