U.S. Declares War on Satirical News!

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  1. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    Have some freedom sauce for your freedom fries and liberty stake.
    Here's a shit ton of other links in case you still think this is a joke. I guess the DoE wants the Onion to get more creative.
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamese...ide-as-molecules-of-u-s-freedom/#6a3ff4f73a24
    https://globalnews.ca/news/5334000/freedom-gas-natural-lng-us-exports/
    https://www.snopes.com/ap/2019/05/31/is-it-molecules-of-freedom-or-just-natural-gas/
     
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    Did the Simpson's really predict that too?
     
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    That news made freedom burst from my ass

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    No. The episode is originally about a holiday to fill the gap between July 4th and Halloween. Like Love day, but not so lame.
    *Happy Love Day everyone*




    The fact that I still know this after 25 years is testament of successful brainwashing I guess. :negative:
     
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    I think (((interested parties))) want to make sure Iran is deplatformed so they cannot challenge for power in the middle east and one clear leader emerges victorious.
     
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    12 years from now "what is freedom gas?" Will be the answer for a Jeopardy question. Think about it
     
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