Turn on's and Turns off's.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Emily, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Emily

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    We really want to know.
     
  2. Emolicious

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    I LIKE HOT PEOPLE THAT ARE SEXY

    I DON'T LIKE UGLY PEOPLE THAT AREN'T SEXY

    I guess that's about it
     
  3. Emily

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    Turn on;
    Occasional smokers:pringles:
    Glasses
    Piercings and tats
    Natural (no make-up)

    Turn offs
    Gingers.
     
  4. Die In A Fire

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    And turn offs?
     
  5. Trixie

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    turn offs:
    smokers.
    ugly feet on men.
     
  6. jackass

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    Turn ons Read headed fat step children Nah i just like chubby red heads
    Turn offs really tall people
     
  7. TheForRealDeal

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    Turn offs: You
     
  8. Die In A Fire

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    Turn ons:
    Accents
    freckles
    liking anime
    being actually funny

    Turn offs:
    being full of yourself
    saying "epic" or "nice"
    black guys
    gingers
    lisps
    liking rap music or being "gangster"
    fat
     
  9. Khanzer

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  10. Helix

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  11. Helix

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    turn ons:
    stoner chicks
    curves
    real tans
    chicks that aren't helpless, girly, and/or completely fucking retarded
    turn offs:
    skinny
    fat
    giant, saggy tits
    penis
    rst8
     
  12. Voodeuxfy

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    Turn Ons:
    Natural Red hair
    Medium size tits
    Average body size (at the least)
    Not being a helpless little bitch
    Geek/Nerd
    Musician (or at least played Band back in high school)

    Turn offs:
    Pancake nipples
    Hairy
    Stupid/Ignorant
     
  13. $$Trooper

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    Turn offs
    Rst8
    really hairy women.
    Retards.
    Ignorent people.
    Feminists.
    Turn ons
    Boobs.
    hot chicks.
    tans.
    goths.
     
  14. darren

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    Off:

    Girls who like any form of x factor type tv, or read celebrity magazines.
    Girls who like "rnb" etc.
    Bad shoes, bad dress sense.
    Fussy eaters.
    Those that talk too much.

    All fairly generic.
     
  15. Emolicious

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    Ok to be serious about this

    Turn ons:
    Blondes
    Boobs
    Glasses
    Nasal? Voice, not sure how to describe it
    Pale white skin tone
    Blue eyes work too
    Fringes
    Female
    Into art and/or music
    Looking decent without a shit ton of makeup on
    Generally nice personality but not to the point of abusable stupidity
    Violins
    Nerdy people
    Same-ish height as me
    Long hair
    Traps

    Turn offs:
    Gingers
    Acne
    Freckles
    Shit tons of makeup
    Fake tans
    Dicks
    'Fake' people
    Incredibly stupid people/no common sense
    Deep voice
    Curly hair
    Trumpets
    Incredibly tomboyish chicks
    Emos
    Drama whores
    Small noses/squished up faces
    Tall people
    Bossy people
    Tans

    I guess I don't really care how fat someone is as long as they're not a total whale or obsessed with what they eat.
    I like European accents but I hate American accents.

    And I would totally dump a trumpeteer for a violinist.

    MY EX WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
    WHY
    why
    ...

    Ok that aside I also like pianos.
     
  16. k-hate

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    turn-ons: someone who is actually funny and not just thinks they are funny, taller than me (i'm 5'11"), fit or at least not skinnier than me, darker hair, men who worship me

    turn-offs: whiny bitch boys, fatties or super skinny
     
  17. darren

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    Off
    Ugg boots.
    Fake eyelashes.

    On
    Girls on bicycles for some reason.
    Yoga pants.
     
  18. CallMeMaggot

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    I don't know if this turn me on or off

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    Good for shoe fetishists, I bet
     
  19. Emily

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    Clean, nicely pierced corsets are waaaay to hot.
     
  20. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Some rap is okay, but I can agree with you on the "gangsta" bullshit.

    TURN ONS
    Wavy Hair (Boys)
    Glasses
    Asians
    Black /Dark brown hair
    Interest in cyberbullying and horrible 90's synthpop
    Intelligence

    TURN OFFS
    Gingers
    Furries
    Fucking huge nostrils
    Dumbassness
    Autism
    Shallow personality
     
  21. Lloyd

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    Aw yeah. Ain't no chicks like stoner chicks.
     
  22. oddguy

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    turn ons:
    your mom.

    turn offs:
    your dad.
     
  23. irapeasiangirls

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    Nigger women and fatties are my turn off's.

    My turn on's are Asian's, Bondage, Incest, rape and hookers
     
  24. molb*

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    I like strong women but I get really put down when a chick doesn't expect me to open doors and carry her shit.
     
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    Turn on is, turn off is? What?
     
  26. Lloyd

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    This is the Grammar Police! Freeze you scumbag and put your hands where I can see 'em!
     
  27. Trixie

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    i used to have a boyfriend who would jump in front of me to open doors.
    i told him my arm isn't broken but he said it was doing it to be a gentleman.
    after awhile, i just let him do it because it made him happy to do so.

    keep opening those doors.
     
  28. Beefcake

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    I love girls in high heels.
     
  29. Ramsey Bolton

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    This will sound very creepy but soft smooth skin is just a must for me. I love long hair as well but no fatties for me
     
  30. Voodeuxfy

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    Then you'll love SuperSpecialSuperStar. He puts the lotion on the skin for you.