Turaeg Rebels Take Timbuktu

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  1. Dr. Rice

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  2. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Don't the pro-Mali forces use U.S Intel?

    They still can't win with that?

    I'm surprised.
     
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    Call me when they take Abu Dhabi.
     
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    Welp, looks like Emperor Askia can't win a Domination victory.
     
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    Faggoty pink font on a ghey grey background. Wise choice Ricie. Really fucking easy to read.

    I managed to read every 10th word, and from what I can gather, some ragheads are driving VW SUV's around. They're lost, and are shouting about Timbuktu (presumably "Where the fuck are we? Fucking Timbuku??"
     
  6. I_Cant

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    so basically their persistence has paid off.

    now I just need to decide which side to support
     
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    Fuckin' sandniggers. That's really all that needs to be said.
     
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    The Turaegs decided that they will stop their military conquests because they have enough land to be comfortable with negotiate with. The Turaegs have perfectly timed ending their military operations just as international pressure is mounting against the coup leaders.
     
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    An insurgency is gaining strength in a civil war in Africa? Stop the fucking presses.