TSA Screeners usually find 3-4 guns on a regular day to day basis

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    Source: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-11-02/...ohn-pistole-tsa-passenger-levels?_s=PM:TRAVEL

    Anyone else think that the TSA actually being useful for something is surprising? I don't even fly to the USA by airplane, I visit via the borders.

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    From Europe via Canada? And how do you travel in the US? Train, bus and car?
     
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    I work in a library.
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    before the TSA gets to 3rd base with me, damn it!
     
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    I'm in Bagged-Milk land so preferably by car.

    Hell, they even get paid to go to third base. Best job ever?
     
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    I really, really wouldn't want to have touching somebody's genitals as part of my job description. Especially if they're seniors, children or crippled. This is really demeaning to both the TSA and the people they're ordered to search.
     
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    Dunno about the crippled part. Some of those wheelie chicks have good tits.

    Don't get me started on the kids... So to speak.
     
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    by god they must all be terrorists!
     
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    Terrorists. Terrorists everywhere.
     
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    THEY HATE AMMUURRRRRICA
     
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    They're trying to smuggle bomb making equipment in the vaginas of little girls!
     
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    http://gizgiz.nu/
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    In all seriousness, the best thing the government can do is allow terrorists to kill people. Everybody will rally behind the government and the voices of reason will be drowned out. Unfortunately, the idjuts in the White House are more concerned with not looking incompetent. Even though they are.
     
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    You are referring to a Pogrom!
     
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    That's why they need to be checked very very carefully.

    With tongues.
     
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    I see.

    If I'll ever visit the US, it will probably be by boat.
     
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    I work in a library.
    now that's a search i can get into....
    but i still want dinner & drinks first.
     
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    The Pokemon world has its own TSA...